Once a boy was smoking at airport..
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho.?
Boy: Bachpan se roj 4..
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrette pe kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khadi hui BMW car tumhari hoti..
Boy: Aap cigrette peeti he.?
Girl: No,
Boy: To kya wo car apki he.?
Girl: No,
Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri hi he..
MORAL: zyada lecture denese bezti bhi ho skti he :P
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