Student song

Students Song -
hum honge all pass,
hum honge all pass ek din..ho ! ho !SOTE hai bindaas.
LIKHTE hai bakwas. KARTE hai timepass, phir bhi hai VISHWAS,
MARKS milenge jakkas ek din !!! :D

Jain are on the top

Jain hone ka garv mahsus kijiye kyo ki:1. JAIN is d 6th most richest community in d world. Jain surnamehave 423 different type of sub surname. 35% NRI are jains- JAINAM JAYANTI SHASNAM2.Kul income tax me 24% hissa Jain ka hai3.Kul daan me 62% hissa Jain ka hai4.Kul 16000 goushala me 12000 Jain samuday dwara sanchalit5.Bharat me kul 50000 Jain Mandiraur Tirth hai6.46% share dalal Jain hai7.Sabhi pramukh news paper k malik Jain hai8.Bharat k vikas me 25% yogdan Jaino ka hai.....JABKI KUL JAIN SAMUDAY KI BHARAT ME JANSANKHYA SIRF1% HI HAI.!PLZ FRWD it to all JAINs & b proud of our caste..JAI JINENDRA

Grls over react

A girl died n went to heaven. . God was surprised to see her heart was still beating. . God asked her, how come. . Thegirl replied, i'm dead but my lover still lives in my heart . .
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Girl was sent to 'hell' for"over acting;-):-D

Grls over react

A girl died n went to heaven. . God was surprised to see her heart was still beating. . God asked her, how come. . Thegirl replied, i'm dead but my lover still lives in my heart . .
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Girl was sent to 'hell' for"over acting;-):-D

Phy shahyr

Physics shayari:-
Focus mein aayi woh pehli bar,
Ishq ka force laga dil pe yaar,
Mirror image hi sahi, 1 baar toh dikh jaye.
Pyar current sa dil mein behne laga
Main uske magnetic field mein rehne laga.
Dua hai meri usse kabhi collision hojaye.
Aisa torque lage usse ki woh unstable equilibrium ho jaye.
Pyar ka shock usse bhi lag jaye..
High kinetic energy se woh mere galey lag jaye
Warna uranium nucleus sa toot jaunga.
Free falling body sa building se kud jaunga......... ...:-)

Romantic line of kid

Romantic line of SMALL kid
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Me tumhe bulne ki bahot kochich
kalta
hu pal..
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kya kalu........
mummy loz BADAM khila
deti he aul tumali yad fil aa jati
hai....::-)
marvelous :))

Kya karu kya na karu

Kuch kehu to wo kehte he bahut bolte ho
Chup rahe to wo puchte hai naraaz ho
Dilki baat unko kaise samjaye
Jab izhaar karu to kehte he Q mazak karte ho...

Shayri

Arz hai....
Main duniya ki bheed main itna kho gaya...
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wah wah,
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Mai duniya ki bheed mai itna kho gaya
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Ki pata hi nahin chala, kab petrol 73rs/ltr ho gaya.

Bhagwan is smart

Ek bhikari bhagwan ko;
Hey bhagwan,
Muje khane ke liye aisa kuch do
Jo khane par bhi khatam na ho
bhagwan
ye lo beta
"CHEWING GUM"
He he he.... :xD

B.Tech student how read?

B.tech students exams preparation night before exam:
Portion-8 units,
Prepared to study-5 units,
Easy units-3/5,
We study-1 unit full,2-units half,2 units side headings. :P
Question paper:
Should answer 5 questions
3 questions u didn't studied,
2 questions from which u know onlyside headings of the answers,
2 questions from which u studied half chapters, but which u left ,
1 question from which u studied full chapter, but forgot the answer......... :P
But we write 30 pages in exam....... B.tech students Rockzzzzz.....: P

New poem

Johny johny
yes papa!
Engineering student?
yes papa......
any entertainment??
...no papa
diffcult sbject??
yes papa
do u sleep???
no papa
any future???
hahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha :P:P

Bad time of man

Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke
Udaas Baitha Tha ............
Dost Aaya Pepsi Ka Glass Pi Gaya
aur Bola Yar kyu Udaas Hai ?
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Aadmi Bola Yaar Aaj ka To Din hi
Bura hai ............... .
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Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya,
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi ...........
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0ffice Late Puhncha To Boss Ne
Naukri Se Nikal Diya..............
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Ab Suicide Ke Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER
Milaya Tha Wo Glass Bhi tu Pee
Gaya .....:

Beauity of english

Beauty of ENGLISH-
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here's an example:
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"Oh jack plz dont touch me at all..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!"
"Oh Jack plz...!"
"oh Jack..!"
"Ohh....!

Bezzati

Once a boy was smoking at airport..
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho.?
Boy: Bachpan se roj 4..
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrette pe kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khadi hui BMW car tumhari hoti..
Boy: Aap cigrette peeti he.?
Girl: No,
Boy: To kya wo car apki he.?
Girl: No,
Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri hi he..
MORAL: zyada lecture denese bezti bhi ho skti he :P

Atitude

Atitude and personality are two diffrnt things...
My personality is always within me where I am.
My attitude depends on the people infront of me..!

Rajni

Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing CAT Exam.
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From Next Year,
CAT Became Online

Grls do how work

"GIRLS" are THE most busy generation in da world. BCOZ
1 hand on JHAROO
1 hand on PONCHA.
1 MIND on EDUCATION
1 MIND ON.COOKING
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on MAKE UP
1 eye on DRESSES
Nose on PURFUMS,
Mouth on TALKING
All tentions at 1 time
Phir b log kehte Hain k Larkiyan kaam nahi karti
Thats Not fair yaar.. ;) :D

Fb ke baren mein

Aaj Aapko mai FACEBOOK ke baare me batata hu-
facebook ko Jano, samjho or pehchano-
Q1- Define add frnd?
Ek or faltu mil gaya.
Q2- What does status mean?
Dimaag ka gubaar bahar nikalna.
Q3- What do u mean by Poke?
Soye hue insaan ko jagana.
Q4- Give 2 reasons for Liking the girls comment?
"Chichorapan".
Q5- What is Inbox msg?
Secret baate.
Q6- Give details of Info?
"Jhhut ka pulinda.. Kuch Achha kuch Ganda."
Q7- Drw a profile pic?
Insaan ki sabse achhi pic.
Q8- What is page? & why we Promote it, give reasons?
Yehi.. Idhar udhar ki baate.. Wagerah- wagerah.
Q9- Define comments on post?
Time pass..:-O

Joke puzzle

Some joking puzzles........ .
1. Mare hue insaan ke munh mekya daloge......? Birla Plus Cement kyunki" is cement meinjaan hai "
2. . wat is the cube of 13.........? SUROOR kyunki " tera*tera*tera =SUROOR
3. . agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassise baandh diya jaye toh rassi ko kya kahenge...?
NOKIA " connecting peepal":D :D

How fb people

There Are 20 Types Of Facebookers:
1. Over Photo Editors
2. Extremely Frequent Status Updaters
3. Page Likers
4. Attention Seekers
5. Wall Posters
6. Farmvillers
7. Cars For Profile Picturers
8. Depressing Status Updaters
9. Spammers
10. Swearers
11. Constant Status Likers
12. Stalkers
13. Fake Relationship Statusers
14. Inboxers
15. Chatters
16. Pokers
17. Guys Who Take Photos In Mirrors
18. People Who Cant Spell
19. Song Lyrics For Status Makers
20. Over reactors
Who Are You ... ?

Padai ka overdose

Studying Ka Overdose:
My GF sent me a text saying
"I<3U"
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If I can remember my Algebra correctly,
I believe it means"One is less than three".
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So I sent a reply saying,"I agree." :xD

Mission holi

MISSION HOLI:
Niklo galiyo mein bana k toli,
bhiga do aaj har ladki ki jholi,
muskura de to usey bahon meinbhar lo..
varna nikal lo keh k HAPPY HOLI..!!

Happy sunday

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Iit question

Simple IIT Question .. ..
What is the solution for 2+2=?
Options:
a) 4
b) Four
c) IV
d) 4.0
This is the reason why student commit suside..!!:D:D

Awesome line

Best line during school/college days:
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"Yaar aaj teri bhabhi nahi dikh rahi hai"
Click on Like if you agree. xPP

Grls are mad

Horror film me ladki ko ghar mai jab kuch ajeeb sunae dehta hai to wo kehti hai...
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konnnn hai wahaan . . . .??
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jaise k bhoot bolega ....
haan jaan mai hoon kitchen mai.. pakoray khaugi kya..:D:D

Truth about grl

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable � :xD