Sunday, 22 April 2012
Ek aurat bachey ko liye ro rahi thi ... Buzurg ne, Rone ki wajah puchi, Aurat ne kaha k mera bacha bimar hai or dawa k liye paise nahi. Buzurg ne 1000 ka note dia or kaha jao dawa lo or rs.100 ka doodh bhi le lena or baki paise mujhe wapas kr dena... Aurat thodi der baad dawaor doodhle aai or baki rs.700 buzurg ko wapaskr dia..Buzurg khush hua or sochne laga k Neki kabhi zaya nai jati... Doctor ko fees mil gai Bache ko dawa mil gai or mera naqli note bhi chal gaya...!!!:
Monday, 2 April 2012
Exam time
Exam Time Special:
[Engineers Life During Exams]
9am- Wakeup.
10am- Breakfast.
11am- Thinkng to score 80%.
12 am- Watch TV.
1pm- Lunch.
2pm- Thodi nind le ke padhenge dimag set hoga.
4pm- Games.
5pm- Thinking to score 60%.
6pm- Troubling friends “Kuch Padha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner.
10pm- Lo bhai light gai.
11pm- Hey Bhagwaan! Bas Kal sambhal lena!!! Agle paper ko pakka padhuga :D
[Engineers Life During Exams]
9am- Wakeup.
10am- Breakfast.
11am- Thinkng to score 80%.
12 am- Watch TV.
1pm- Lunch.
2pm- Thodi nind le ke padhenge dimag set hoga.
4pm- Games.
5pm- Thinking to score 60%.
6pm- Troubling friends “Kuch Padha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner.
10pm- Lo bhai light gai.
11pm- Hey Bhagwaan! Bas Kal sambhal lena!!! Agle paper ko pakka padhuga :D
Student spcl
Students Song -
hum honge all pass,
hum honge all pass ek din..ho ! ho !SOTE hai bindaas.
LIKHTE hai bakwas. KARTE hai timepass, phir bhi hai VISHWAS,
MARKS milenge jakkas ek din !!! :D
hum honge all pass,
hum honge all pass ek din..ho ! ho !SOTE hai bindaas.
LIKHTE hai bakwas. KARTE hai timepass, phir bhi hai VISHWAS,
MARKS milenge jakkas ek din !!! :D
3 things
Three Things To Learn From A CHILD
To Be Happy For No Reason
To Be Always Busy Doing Something..
To Know How To Demand Small Things Without Ego :) —
To Be Happy For No Reason
To Be Always Busy Doing Something..
To Know How To Demand Small Things Without Ego :) —
Sachin 100's 100
100's 100
1) 119* vs ENG-Manchester- 14 August 1990-Draw-Test
2) 148* vs AUS-Sydney-6 January 1992-Draw-Test
3) 114 vs AUS-Perth-3 February 1992-Lost-Test
4) 111 vs SA-Johannesburg -28 November 1992-Draw-Test
5) 165 vs ENG-Chennai-12 February 1993-Won-Test
6) 104* vs SL-Colombo-31 July 1993-Won-Test
7) 142 vs SL-Lucknow-19 January 1994-Won-Test
8) 110 vs AUS-Colombo-Sep tember 9, 1994-Won-ODI
9) 115 vs NZ-Vadodara-Oct ober 28, 1994-Won-ODI
10) 105 vs WI-Jaipur-Novem ber 11, 1994-Won-ODI
11) 179 vs WI-Nagpur-2 December 1994-Draw-Test
12) 112* vs SL-Sharjah-Apri l 9, 1995-Won-ODI
13) 127* vs KEN-Cuttack-Feb ruary 18, 1996-Won-ODI
14) 137 vs SL-New Delhi-March 2, 1996-Lost-ODI
15) 100 vs PAK-Singapore-A pril 5, 1996-Lost-ODI
16) 118 vs PAK-Sharjah-Apr il 15, 1996-Won-ODI
17) 122 vs ENG-Birmingham- 8 June 1996-Lost-Test
18) 177 vs ENG-Nottingham- 5 July 1996-Draw-Test
19) 110# vs SL-Colombo-Augu st 28, 1996-Lost-ODI
20) 114# vs SA-Mumbai-Decem ber 14, 1996-Won-ODI
21) 169# vs SA-Cape Town-4 January 1997-Lost-Test
21) 104# vs ZIM-Benoni-Febr uary 9, 1997-Won-ODI
23) 117# vs NZ-Bangalore-Ma y 14, 1997-Won-ODI
24) 143# vs SL-Colombo-3 August 1997-Draw-Test
25) 139# vs SL-Colombo-11 August 1997-Draw-Test
26) 148# vs SL-Mumbai-4 December 1997-Draw-Test
27) 155* vs AUS-Chennai-9 March 1998-Test
28) 177 vs AUS-Bangalore-2 6 March 1998-Lost-Test
29) 100 vs AUS-Kanpur-Apri l 7, 1998-Won-ODI
30) 143 vs AUS-Sharjah-Apr il 22, 1998-Lost-ODI
31) 134 vs AUS-Sharjah-Apr il 24, 1998-Won-ODI
32) 100* vs KEN-Kolkata-May 31, 1998-Won-ODI
33) 128 vs SL-Colombo-July 7, 1998-Won-ODI
34) 127* vs ZIM-Bulawayo-Se ptember 26, 1998-Won-ODI
35) 141 vs AUS-Dhaka-Octob er 28, 1998-Won-ODI
36) 118* vs ZIM-Sharjah-Nov ember 8, 1998-Won-ODI
37) 124* vs ZIM-Sharjah-Nov ember 13, 1998-Won-ODI
38) 113 vs NZ-Wellington-2 9 December 1998-Lost-Test
39) 136 vs PAK-Chennai-31 January 1999-Lost-Test
40) 124* vs SL-Colombo-28 February 1999-Draw-Test
41) 140* vs KEN-Bristol-May 23, 1999-Won-ODI
42) 120# vs SL-Colombo-Augu st 29, 1999-Won-ODI
43) 126*# vs NZ-Mohali-13 October 1999-Test
44) 217# vs NZ-Ahmedabad-30 October 1999-Draw-Test
45) 186*# vs NZ-Hyderabad-No vember 8, 1999-Won-ODI
46) 116# vs AUS-Melbourne-2 8 December 1999-Lost-Test
47) 122 vs SA-Vadodara-Mar ch 17, 2000-Won-ODI
48) 101 vs SL-Sharjah-Octo ber 20, 2000-Lost-ODI
49) 122 vs ZIM-New Delhi-21 November 2000-Won-Test
50) 201* vs ZIM-Nagpur-26 November 2000-Draw-Test
51) 146 vs ZIM-Jodhpur-Dec ember 8, 2000-Lost-ODI
52) 126 vs AUS-Chennai-20 March 2001-Won-Test
53) 139 vs AUS-Indore-Marc h 31, 2001-Won-ODI
54) 127* vs WI-Harare-July 4, 2001-Won-ODI
55) 101 vs SA-Johannesburg -October 5, 2001-Lost-ODI
56) 146 vs KEN-Paarl-Octob er 24, 2001-Won-ODI
57) 155 vs SA-Bloemfontein -3 November 2001-Lost-Test
58) 103 vs ENG-Ahmedabad-1 3 December 2001-Draw-Test
59) 176 vs ZIM-Nagpur-24 February 2002-Won-Test
60) 117 vs WI-Port of Spain-20 April 2002-Won-Test
61) 105* vs ENG-Chester-le- Street-July 4, 2002-N/R-ODI
62) 113 vs SL-Bristol-July 11, 2002-Won-ODI
63) 193 vs ENG-Leeds-23 August 2002-Won-Test
64) 176 vs WI-Kolkata-3 November 2002-Draw-Test
65) 152 vs NAMI-Pietermari tzburg-February 23, 2003-Won-ODI
66) 100 vs AUS-Gwalior-Oct ober 26, 2003-Won-ODI
67) 102 vs NZ-Hyderabad-No vember 15, 2003-Won-ODI
68) 241* vs AUS-Sydney-4 January 2004-Draw-Test
69) 141 vs PAK-Rawalpindi- March 16, 2004-Lost-ODI
70) 194* vs PAK-Multan-29 March 2004-Won-Test
71) 248* vs BAN-Dhaka-12 December 2004-Won-Test
72) 123 vs PAK-Ahmedabad-A pril 12, 2005-Lost-ODI
73) 109 vs SL-New Delhi-22 December 2005-Won-Test
74) 100 vs PAK-Peshawar-Fe bruary 6, 2006-Lost-ODI
75) 141* vs WI-Kuala Lumpur-Septembe r 14, 2006-Lost-ODI
76) 100* vs WI-Vadodara-Jan uary 31, 2007-Won-ODI
77) 101 vs BAN-Chittagong- 19 May 2007-Draw-Test
78) 122* vs BAN-Mirpur-26 May 2007-Won-Test
79) 154* vs AUS-Sydney-4 January 2008-Lost-Test
80) 153 vs AUS-Adelaide-25 January 2008-Draw-Test
81) 117* vs AUS-Sydney-Marc h 2, 2008-Won-ODI
82) 109 vs AUS-Nagpur-6 November 2008-Won-Test
83) 103* vs ENG-Chennai-15 December 2008-Won-Test
84) 163* vs NZ-Christchurch -March 8, 2009-Won-ODI
85) 160 vs NZ-Hamilton-20 March 2009-Won-Test
86) 138 vs SL-Colombo-Sept ember 14, 2009-Won-ODI
87) 175 vs AUS-Hyderabad-N ovember 5, 2009-Lost-ODI
88) 100* vs SL-Ahmedabad-20 November 2009-Draw-Test
89) 105* vs BAN-Chittagong- 18 January 2010-Won-Test
90) 143 vs BAN-Mirpur-25 January 2010-Won-Test
91) 100 vs SA-Nagpur-9 February 2010-Lost-Test
92) 106 vs SA-Kolkata-15 February 2010-Won-Test
93) 200* vs SA-Gwalior-Febr uary 24, 2010-Won-ODI
94) 203 vs SL-Colombo-28 July 2010-Draw-Test
95) 214 vs AUS-Bangalore-1 1 October 2010-Won-Test
96) 111* vs SA-Centurion-19 December 2010-Lost-Test
97) 146 vs SA-Cape Town-4 January 2011-Draw-Test
98) 120 vs ENG-Bangalore-F ebruary 27, 2011-Tied-ODI
99) 111 vs SA-Nagpur-March 12, 2011-Lost-ODI
===========100= =======
100* vs BAN-Mirpur-16 March,2012- (ODI)
*denotes that he remained not out.
#denotes that he was the captain of the Indian team in that match.
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1) 119* vs ENG-Manchester- 14 August 1990-Draw-Test
2) 148* vs AUS-Sydney-6 January 1992-Draw-Test
3) 114 vs AUS-Perth-3 February 1992-Lost-Test
4) 111 vs SA-Johannesburg -28 November 1992-Draw-Test
5) 165 vs ENG-Chennai-12 February 1993-Won-Test
6) 104* vs SL-Colombo-31 July 1993-Won-Test
7) 142 vs SL-Lucknow-19 January 1994-Won-Test
8) 110 vs AUS-Colombo-Sep tember 9, 1994-Won-ODI
9) 115 vs NZ-Vadodara-Oct ober 28, 1994-Won-ODI
10) 105 vs WI-Jaipur-Novem ber 11, 1994-Won-ODI
11) 179 vs WI-Nagpur-2 December 1994-Draw-Test
12) 112* vs SL-Sharjah-Apri l 9, 1995-Won-ODI
13) 127* vs KEN-Cuttack-Feb ruary 18, 1996-Won-ODI
14) 137 vs SL-New Delhi-March 2, 1996-Lost-ODI
15) 100 vs PAK-Singapore-A pril 5, 1996-Lost-ODI
16) 118 vs PAK-Sharjah-Apr il 15, 1996-Won-ODI
17) 122 vs ENG-Birmingham- 8 June 1996-Lost-Test
18) 177 vs ENG-Nottingham- 5 July 1996-Draw-Test
19) 110# vs SL-Colombo-Augu st 28, 1996-Lost-ODI
20) 114# vs SA-Mumbai-Decem ber 14, 1996-Won-ODI
21) 169# vs SA-Cape Town-4 January 1997-Lost-Test
21) 104# vs ZIM-Benoni-Febr uary 9, 1997-Won-ODI
23) 117# vs NZ-Bangalore-Ma y 14, 1997-Won-ODI
24) 143# vs SL-Colombo-3 August 1997-Draw-Test
25) 139# vs SL-Colombo-11 August 1997-Draw-Test
26) 148# vs SL-Mumbai-4 December 1997-Draw-Test
27) 155* vs AUS-Chennai-9 March 1998-Test
28) 177 vs AUS-Bangalore-2 6 March 1998-Lost-Test
29) 100 vs AUS-Kanpur-Apri l 7, 1998-Won-ODI
30) 143 vs AUS-Sharjah-Apr il 22, 1998-Lost-ODI
31) 134 vs AUS-Sharjah-Apr il 24, 1998-Won-ODI
32) 100* vs KEN-Kolkata-May 31, 1998-Won-ODI
33) 128 vs SL-Colombo-July 7, 1998-Won-ODI
34) 127* vs ZIM-Bulawayo-Se ptember 26, 1998-Won-ODI
35) 141 vs AUS-Dhaka-Octob er 28, 1998-Won-ODI
36) 118* vs ZIM-Sharjah-Nov ember 8, 1998-Won-ODI
37) 124* vs ZIM-Sharjah-Nov ember 13, 1998-Won-ODI
38) 113 vs NZ-Wellington-2 9 December 1998-Lost-Test
39) 136 vs PAK-Chennai-31 January 1999-Lost-Test
40) 124* vs SL-Colombo-28 February 1999-Draw-Test
41) 140* vs KEN-Bristol-May 23, 1999-Won-ODI
42) 120# vs SL-Colombo-Augu st 29, 1999-Won-ODI
43) 126*# vs NZ-Mohali-13 October 1999-Test
44) 217# vs NZ-Ahmedabad-30 October 1999-Draw-Test
45) 186*# vs NZ-Hyderabad-No vember 8, 1999-Won-ODI
46) 116# vs AUS-Melbourne-2 8 December 1999-Lost-Test
47) 122 vs SA-Vadodara-Mar ch 17, 2000-Won-ODI
48) 101 vs SL-Sharjah-Octo ber 20, 2000-Lost-ODI
49) 122 vs ZIM-New Delhi-21 November 2000-Won-Test
50) 201* vs ZIM-Nagpur-26 November 2000-Draw-Test
51) 146 vs ZIM-Jodhpur-Dec ember 8, 2000-Lost-ODI
52) 126 vs AUS-Chennai-20 March 2001-Won-Test
53) 139 vs AUS-Indore-Marc h 31, 2001-Won-ODI
54) 127* vs WI-Harare-July 4, 2001-Won-ODI
55) 101 vs SA-Johannesburg -October 5, 2001-Lost-ODI
56) 146 vs KEN-Paarl-Octob er 24, 2001-Won-ODI
57) 155 vs SA-Bloemfontein -3 November 2001-Lost-Test
58) 103 vs ENG-Ahmedabad-1 3 December 2001-Draw-Test
59) 176 vs ZIM-Nagpur-24 February 2002-Won-Test
60) 117 vs WI-Port of Spain-20 April 2002-Won-Test
61) 105* vs ENG-Chester-le- Street-July 4, 2002-N/R-ODI
62) 113 vs SL-Bristol-July 11, 2002-Won-ODI
63) 193 vs ENG-Leeds-23 August 2002-Won-Test
64) 176 vs WI-Kolkata-3 November 2002-Draw-Test
65) 152 vs NAMI-Pietermari tzburg-February 23, 2003-Won-ODI
66) 100 vs AUS-Gwalior-Oct ober 26, 2003-Won-ODI
67) 102 vs NZ-Hyderabad-No vember 15, 2003-Won-ODI
68) 241* vs AUS-Sydney-4 January 2004-Draw-Test
69) 141 vs PAK-Rawalpindi- March 16, 2004-Lost-ODI
70) 194* vs PAK-Multan-29 March 2004-Won-Test
71) 248* vs BAN-Dhaka-12 December 2004-Won-Test
72) 123 vs PAK-Ahmedabad-A pril 12, 2005-Lost-ODI
73) 109 vs SL-New Delhi-22 December 2005-Won-Test
74) 100 vs PAK-Peshawar-Fe bruary 6, 2006-Lost-ODI
75) 141* vs WI-Kuala Lumpur-Septembe r 14, 2006-Lost-ODI
76) 100* vs WI-Vadodara-Jan uary 31, 2007-Won-ODI
77) 101 vs BAN-Chittagong- 19 May 2007-Draw-Test
78) 122* vs BAN-Mirpur-26 May 2007-Won-Test
79) 154* vs AUS-Sydney-4 January 2008-Lost-Test
80) 153 vs AUS-Adelaide-25 January 2008-Draw-Test
81) 117* vs AUS-Sydney-Marc h 2, 2008-Won-ODI
82) 109 vs AUS-Nagpur-6 November 2008-Won-Test
83) 103* vs ENG-Chennai-15 December 2008-Won-Test
84) 163* vs NZ-Christchurch -March 8, 2009-Won-ODI
85) 160 vs NZ-Hamilton-20 March 2009-Won-Test
86) 138 vs SL-Colombo-Sept ember 14, 2009-Won-ODI
87) 175 vs AUS-Hyderabad-N ovember 5, 2009-Lost-ODI
88) 100* vs SL-Ahmedabad-20 November 2009-Draw-Test
89) 105* vs BAN-Chittagong- 18 January 2010-Won-Test
90) 143 vs BAN-Mirpur-25 January 2010-Won-Test
91) 100 vs SA-Nagpur-9 February 2010-Lost-Test
92) 106 vs SA-Kolkata-15 February 2010-Won-Test
93) 200* vs SA-Gwalior-Febr uary 24, 2010-Won-ODI
94) 203 vs SL-Colombo-28 July 2010-Draw-Test
95) 214 vs AUS-Bangalore-1 1 October 2010-Won-Test
96) 111* vs SA-Centurion-19 December 2010-Lost-Test
97) 146 vs SA-Cape Town-4 January 2011-Draw-Test
98) 120 vs ENG-Bangalore-F ebruary 27, 2011-Tied-ODI
99) 111 vs SA-Nagpur-March 12, 2011-Lost-ODI
===========100= =======
100* vs BAN-Mirpur-16 March,2012- (ODI)
*denotes that he remained not out.
#denotes that he was the captain of the Indian team in that match.
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Har ek eng zaroori hota h
Har ek Engineer zaroori hota hai
Engine ke liye jaise fuel hota hai
Vaise har ek engineer zaroori hota hai
Aise har ek engineer zaroori hota hai
Koi memory ki size ko badhaye
Koi gadgets ko compact banaye
Ek teri chizo ko sahi kare
Aur ek tere dimag ka dahi kare
Koi “COMP SCI” koi “ mechanical, Civil” hota
hai
Par hare k engineer Zaroori hota hai!!
Ek ghadi ghadi kehta hai hai yeh kaise hota
hai?
Aur ek har ghadi kehta hai jaise bhi ho i
don’t care!
Technology ka koi ghoomta phirta satellite
Koi banata antivirus jo kare virus se fight
Koi “EXTC” koi “I.T” hota hai
Par har ek engineer zaroori hota hai!!
Smart engineer koi bookish engineer
Koi dusre ke program ko chori
Karne wala brainless engineer
Java wala CS engineer
Engine buddy, microwave buddy, robotics
buddy,
Architect buudy,IC buddy,Marine buddy
Evry buddy……sab buddy ya XYZ
Par har ek engineer sabka baap hota hai
IS liye har ek engineer zarooori hotahai
Engineering padh padh ke bheja roast hota
hai
Par roasted bheja bhi zaroori hot Hai
Therefore har ek engineer zaroori hota hai
Engine ke liye jaise fuel hota hai
Vaise har ek engineer zaroori hota hai
Aise har ek engineer zaroori hota hai
Koi memory ki size ko badhaye
Koi gadgets ko compact banaye
Ek teri chizo ko sahi kare
Aur ek tere dimag ka dahi kare
Koi “COMP SCI” koi “ mechanical, Civil” hota
hai
Par hare k engineer Zaroori hota hai!!
Ek ghadi ghadi kehta hai hai yeh kaise hota
hai?
Aur ek har ghadi kehta hai jaise bhi ho i
don’t care!
Technology ka koi ghoomta phirta satellite
Koi banata antivirus jo kare virus se fight
Koi “EXTC” koi “I.T” hota hai
Par har ek engineer zaroori hota hai!!
Smart engineer koi bookish engineer
Koi dusre ke program ko chori
Karne wala brainless engineer
Java wala CS engineer
Engine buddy, microwave buddy, robotics
buddy,
Architect buudy,IC buddy,Marine buddy
Evry buddy……sab buddy ya XYZ
Par har ek engineer sabka baap hota hai
IS liye har ek engineer zarooori hotahai
Engineering padh padh ke bheja roast hota
hai
Par roasted bheja bhi zaroori hot Hai
Therefore har ek engineer zaroori hota hai
Khatarnak child
Extraordinarily khatarnak studnt :-)
Teachr-Do u know Avogadro's numbr?
Student-Avogadr o ladka tha ya ladki?
Teachr-ladka
student-sorry dude mai ladko ke number nahi rakhta! ;)
Teachr-Do u know Avogadro's numbr?
Student-Avogadr o ladka tha ya ladki?
Teachr-ladka
student-sorry dude mai ladko ke number nahi rakhta! ;)
Grls
Girl Psychology :
1. Hume baat karni chahiye→Tu mera kaha maan samjha :@
↓
2. I like your hair-style → Pat jaa na yaar. Kyun itna
time khaa raha hai :/
↓
3. Main kaisi dikh rahi
hoon→Bol main sabse sundar ladkihoon duniya ki.. !!
.
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4. I'm busy →Thoda dusro k saathflirt karne de. Saaratime tujhe thodi na dungi
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5. Tum samajhte kya ho apne aapko →Im breakingup with you verysoon
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6. I need a small favour from you →Oye Kutte. Ye
kaam kar mera chal.
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7. It's Okey = Tu aaj tadap tadap ke marega saale.. :@
1. Hume baat karni chahiye→Tu mera kaha maan samjha :@
↓
2. I like your hair-style → Pat jaa na yaar. Kyun itna
time khaa raha hai :/
↓
3. Main kaisi dikh rahi
hoon→Bol main sabse sundar ladkihoon duniya ki.. !!
.
↓
4. I'm busy →Thoda dusro k saathflirt karne de. Saaratime tujhe thodi na dungi
.
↓
5. Tum samajhte kya ho apne aapko →Im breakingup with you verysoon
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6. I need a small favour from you →Oye Kutte. Ye
kaam kar mera chal.
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7. It's Okey = Tu aaj tadap tadap ke marega saale.. :@
Gud mrning
Beware of other duplicate Morning wishers"
I'm the only Authorised ISO 2007 certified dealer in morning wishes..
I wish an Orignal Sweet gOOd Morning 2 U...
I'm the only Authorised ISO 2007 certified dealer in morning wishes..
I wish an Orignal Sweet gOOd Morning 2 U...
Eng colg ki halat
Kripya dhyaan dein--
"Engg. colleges me ki gyi kisi bhi
tarah ki padhai puri tarah se
kalpnik hai....
Iska kisi bhi achchi naukri se koi
sambandh nhi h..
yadi ise padhne par kisi ko achi
naukri milti hai toh use matra ek
sanyog maana jaaega....
ye sandesh " EN'g'INEERS
association"
dwara janhit mein jaari"...;) :D
"Engg. colleges me ki gyi kisi bhi
tarah ki padhai puri tarah se
kalpnik hai....
Iska kisi bhi achchi naukri se koi
sambandh nhi h..
yadi ise padhne par kisi ko achi
naukri milti hai toh use matra ek
sanyog maana jaaega....
ye sandesh " EN'g'INEERS
association"
dwara janhit mein jaari"...;) :D
Saturday, 24 March 2012
Student song
Students Song -
hum honge all pass,
hum honge all pass ek din..ho ! ho !SOTE hai bindaas.
LIKHTE hai bakwas. KARTE hai timepass, phir bhi hai VISHWAS,
MARKS milenge jakkas ek din !!! :D
hum honge all pass,
hum honge all pass ek din..ho ! ho !SOTE hai bindaas.
LIKHTE hai bakwas. KARTE hai timepass, phir bhi hai VISHWAS,
MARKS milenge jakkas ek din !!! :D
Jain are on the top
Jain hone ka garv mahsus kijiye kyo ki:1. JAIN is d 6th most richest community in d world. Jain surnamehave 423 different type of sub surname. 35% NRI are jains- JAINAM JAYANTI SHASNAM2.Kul income tax me 24% hissa Jain ka hai3.Kul daan me 62% hissa Jain ka hai4.Kul 16000 goushala me 12000 Jain samuday dwara sanchalit5.Bharat me kul 50000 Jain Mandiraur Tirth hai6.46% share dalal Jain hai7.Sabhi pramukh news paper k malik Jain hai8.Bharat k vikas me 25% yogdan Jaino ka hai.....JABKI KUL JAIN SAMUDAY KI BHARAT ME JANSANKHYA SIRF1% HI HAI.!PLZ FRWD it to all JAINs & b proud of our caste..JAI JINENDRA
Tuesday, 13 March 2012
Grls over react
A girl died n went to heaven. . God was surprised to see her heart was still beating. . God asked her, how come. . Thegirl replied, i'm dead but my lover still lives in my heart . .
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Girl was sent to 'hell' for"over acting;-):-D
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Girl was sent to 'hell' for"over acting;-):-D
Grls over react
A girl died n went to heaven. . God was surprised to see her heart was still beating. . God asked her, how come. . Thegirl replied, i'm dead but my lover still lives in my heart . .
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Girl was sent to 'hell' for"over acting;-):-D
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Girl was sent to 'hell' for"over acting;-):-D
Phy shahyr
Physics shayari:-
Focus mein aayi woh pehli bar,
Ishq ka force laga dil pe yaar,
Mirror image hi sahi, 1 baar toh dikh jaye.
Pyar current sa dil mein behne laga
Main uske magnetic field mein rehne laga.
Dua hai meri usse kabhi collision hojaye.
Aisa torque lage usse ki woh unstable equilibrium ho jaye.
Pyar ka shock usse bhi lag jaye..
High kinetic energy se woh mere galey lag jaye
Warna uranium nucleus sa toot jaunga.
Free falling body sa building se kud jaunga......... ...:-)
Focus mein aayi woh pehli bar,
Ishq ka force laga dil pe yaar,
Mirror image hi sahi, 1 baar toh dikh jaye.
Pyar current sa dil mein behne laga
Main uske magnetic field mein rehne laga.
Dua hai meri usse kabhi collision hojaye.
Aisa torque lage usse ki woh unstable equilibrium ho jaye.
Pyar ka shock usse bhi lag jaye..
High kinetic energy se woh mere galey lag jaye
Warna uranium nucleus sa toot jaunga.
Free falling body sa building se kud jaunga......... ...:-)
Romantic line of kid
Romantic line of SMALL kid
after
breakup-
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Me tumhe bulne ki bahot kochich
kalta
hu pal..
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kya kalu........
mummy loz BADAM khila
deti he aul tumali yad fil aa jati
hai....::-)
marvelous :))
after
breakup-
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Me tumhe bulne ki bahot kochich
kalta
hu pal..
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kya kalu........
mummy loz BADAM khila
deti he aul tumali yad fil aa jati
hai....::-)
marvelous :))
Kya karu kya na karu
Kuch kehu to wo kehte he bahut bolte ho
Chup rahe to wo puchte hai naraaz ho
Dilki baat unko kaise samjaye
Jab izhaar karu to kehte he Q mazak karte ho...
Chup rahe to wo puchte hai naraaz ho
Dilki baat unko kaise samjaye
Jab izhaar karu to kehte he Q mazak karte ho...
Shayri
Arz hai....
Main duniya ki bheed main itna kho gaya...
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wah wah,
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Mai duniya ki bheed mai itna kho gaya
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Ki pata hi nahin chala, kab petrol 73rs/ltr ho gaya.
Main duniya ki bheed main itna kho gaya...
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wah wah,
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Mai duniya ki bheed mai itna kho gaya
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,
Ki pata hi nahin chala, kab petrol 73rs/ltr ho gaya.
Bhagwan is smart
Ek bhikari bhagwan ko;
Hey bhagwan,
Muje khane ke liye aisa kuch do
Jo khane par bhi khatam na ho
bhagwan
ye lo beta
"CHEWING GUM"
He he he.... :xD
Hey bhagwan,
Muje khane ke liye aisa kuch do
Jo khane par bhi khatam na ho
bhagwan
ye lo beta
"CHEWING GUM"
He he he.... :xD
B.Tech student how read?
B.tech students exams preparation night before exam:
Portion-8 units,
Prepared to study-5 units,
Easy units-3/5,
We study-1 unit full,2-units half,2 units side headings. :P
Question paper:
Should answer 5 questions
3 questions u didn't studied,
2 questions from which u know onlyside headings of the answers,
2 questions from which u studied half chapters, but which u left ,
1 question from which u studied full chapter, but forgot the answer......... :P
But we write 30 pages in exam....... B.tech students Rockzzzzz.....: P
Portion-8 units,
Prepared to study-5 units,
Easy units-3/5,
We study-1 unit full,2-units half,2 units side headings. :P
Question paper:
Should answer 5 questions
3 questions u didn't studied,
2 questions from which u know onlyside headings of the answers,
2 questions from which u studied half chapters, but which u left ,
1 question from which u studied full chapter, but forgot the answer......... :P
But we write 30 pages in exam....... B.tech students Rockzzzzz.....: P
New poem
Johny johny
yes papa!
Engineering student?
yes papa......
any entertainment??
...no papa
diffcult sbject??
yes papa
do u sleep???
no papa
any future???
hahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha :P:P
yes papa!
Engineering student?
yes papa......
any entertainment??
...no papa
diffcult sbject??
yes papa
do u sleep???
no papa
any future???
hahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha :P:P
Sunday, 11 March 2012
Bad time of man
Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke
Udaas Baitha Tha ............
Dost Aaya Pepsi Ka Glass Pi Gaya
aur Bola Yar kyu Udaas Hai ?
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Aadmi Bola Yaar Aaj ka To Din hi
Bura hai ............... .
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Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya,
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi ...........
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0ffice Late Puhncha To Boss Ne
Naukri Se Nikal Diya..............
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Ab Suicide Ke Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER
Milaya Tha Wo Glass Bhi tu Pee
Gaya .....:
Udaas Baitha Tha ............
Dost Aaya Pepsi Ka Glass Pi Gaya
aur Bola Yar kyu Udaas Hai ?
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Aadmi Bola Yaar Aaj ka To Din hi
Bura hai ............... .
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Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya,
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi ...........
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0ffice Late Puhncha To Boss Ne
Naukri Se Nikal Diya..............
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Ab Suicide Ke Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER
Milaya Tha Wo Glass Bhi tu Pee
Gaya .....:
Beauity of english
Beauty of ENGLISH-
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here's an example:
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"Oh jack plz dont touch me at all..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!"
"Oh Jack plz...!"
"oh Jack..!"
"Ohh....!
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here's an example:
. . . .
"Oh jack plz dont touch me at all..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!"
"Oh Jack plz...!"
"oh Jack..!"
"Ohh....!
Bezzati
Once a boy was smoking at airport..
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho.?
Boy: Bachpan se roj 4..
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrette pe kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khadi hui BMW car tumhari hoti..
Boy: Aap cigrette peeti he.?
Girl: No,
Boy: To kya wo car apki he.?
Girl: No,
Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri hi he..
MORAL: zyada lecture denese bezti bhi ho skti he :P
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho.?
Boy: Bachpan se roj 4..
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrette pe kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khadi hui BMW car tumhari hoti..
Boy: Aap cigrette peeti he.?
Girl: No,
Boy: To kya wo car apki he.?
Girl: No,
Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri hi he..
MORAL: zyada lecture denese bezti bhi ho skti he :P
Saturday, 10 March 2012
Atitude
Atitude and personality are two diffrnt things...
My personality is always within me where I am.
My attitude depends on the people infront of me..!
My personality is always within me where I am.
My attitude depends on the people infront of me..!
Rajni
Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing CAT Exam.
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Guess What??
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From Next Year,
CAT Became Online
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Guess What??
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From Next Year,
CAT Became Online
Grls do how work
"GIRLS" are THE most busy generation in da world. BCOZ
1 hand on JHAROO
1 hand on PONCHA.
1 MIND on EDUCATION
1 MIND ON.COOKING
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on MAKE UP
1 eye on DRESSES
Nose on PURFUMS,
Mouth on TALKING
All tentions at 1 time
Phir b log kehte Hain k Larkiyan kaam nahi karti
Thats Not fair yaar.. ;) :D
1 hand on JHAROO
1 hand on PONCHA.
1 MIND on EDUCATION
1 MIND ON.COOKING
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on MAKE UP
1 eye on DRESSES
Nose on PURFUMS,
Mouth on TALKING
All tentions at 1 time
Phir b log kehte Hain k Larkiyan kaam nahi karti
Thats Not fair yaar.. ;) :D
Fb ke baren mein
Aaj Aapko mai FACEBOOK ke baare me batata hu-
facebook ko Jano, samjho or pehchano-
Q1- Define add frnd?
Ek or faltu mil gaya.
Q2- What does status mean?
Dimaag ka gubaar bahar nikalna.
Q3- What do u mean by Poke?
Soye hue insaan ko jagana.
Q4- Give 2 reasons for Liking the girls comment?
"Chichorapan".
Q5- What is Inbox msg?
Secret baate.
Q6- Give details of Info?
"Jhhut ka pulinda.. Kuch Achha kuch Ganda."
Q7- Drw a profile pic?
Insaan ki sabse achhi pic.
Q8- What is page? & why we Promote it, give reasons?
Yehi.. Idhar udhar ki baate.. Wagerah- wagerah.
Q9- Define comments on post?
Time pass..:-O
facebook ko Jano, samjho or pehchano-
Q1- Define add frnd?
Ek or faltu mil gaya.
Q2- What does status mean?
Dimaag ka gubaar bahar nikalna.
Q3- What do u mean by Poke?
Soye hue insaan ko jagana.
Q4- Give 2 reasons for Liking the girls comment?
"Chichorapan".
Q5- What is Inbox msg?
Secret baate.
Q6- Give details of Info?
"Jhhut ka pulinda.. Kuch Achha kuch Ganda."
Q7- Drw a profile pic?
Insaan ki sabse achhi pic.
Q8- What is page? & why we Promote it, give reasons?
Yehi.. Idhar udhar ki baate.. Wagerah- wagerah.
Q9- Define comments on post?
Time pass..:-O
Joke puzzle
Some joking puzzles........ .
1. Mare hue insaan ke munh mekya daloge......? Birla Plus Cement kyunki" is cement meinjaan hai "
2. . wat is the cube of 13.........? SUROOR kyunki " tera*tera*tera =SUROOR
3. . agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassise baandh diya jaye toh rassi ko kya kahenge...?
NOKIA " connecting peepal":D :D
1. Mare hue insaan ke munh mekya daloge......? Birla Plus Cement kyunki" is cement meinjaan hai "
2. . wat is the cube of 13.........? SUROOR kyunki " tera*tera*tera =SUROOR
3. . agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassise baandh diya jaye toh rassi ko kya kahenge...?
NOKIA " connecting peepal":D :D
How fb people
There Are 20 Types Of Facebookers:
1. Over Photo Editors
2. Extremely Frequent Status Updaters
3. Page Likers
4. Attention Seekers
5. Wall Posters
6. Farmvillers
7. Cars For Profile Picturers
8. Depressing Status Updaters
9. Spammers
10. Swearers
11. Constant Status Likers
12. Stalkers
13. Fake Relationship Statusers
14. Inboxers
15. Chatters
16. Pokers
17. Guys Who Take Photos In Mirrors
18. People Who Cant Spell
19. Song Lyrics For Status Makers
20. Over reactors
Who Are You ... ?
1. Over Photo Editors
2. Extremely Frequent Status Updaters
3. Page Likers
4. Attention Seekers
5. Wall Posters
6. Farmvillers
7. Cars For Profile Picturers
8. Depressing Status Updaters
9. Spammers
10. Swearers
11. Constant Status Likers
12. Stalkers
13. Fake Relationship Statusers
14. Inboxers
15. Chatters
16. Pokers
17. Guys Who Take Photos In Mirrors
18. People Who Cant Spell
19. Song Lyrics For Status Makers
20. Over reactors
Who Are You ... ?
Padai ka overdose
Studying Ka Overdose:
My GF sent me a text saying
"I<3U"
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If I can remember my Algebra correctly,
I believe it means"One is less than three".
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So I sent a reply saying,"I agree." :xD
My GF sent me a text saying
"I<3U"
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If I can remember my Algebra correctly,
I believe it means"One is less than three".
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So I sent a reply saying,"I agree." :xD
Mission holi
MISSION HOLI:
Niklo galiyo mein bana k toli,
bhiga do aaj har ladki ki jholi,
muskura de to usey bahon meinbhar lo..
varna nikal lo keh k HAPPY HOLI..!!
Niklo galiyo mein bana k toli,
bhiga do aaj har ladki ki jholi,
muskura de to usey bahon meinbhar lo..
varna nikal lo keh k HAPPY HOLI..!!
Saturday, 3 March 2012
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Iit question
Simple IIT Question .. ..
What is the solution for 2+2=?
Options:
a) 4
b) Four
c) IV
d) 4.0
This is the reason why student commit suside..!!:D:D
What is the solution for 2+2=?
Options:
a) 4
b) Four
c) IV
d) 4.0
This is the reason why student commit suside..!!:D:D
Friday, 2 March 2012
Awesome line
Best line during school/college days:
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"Yaar aaj teri bhabhi nahi dikh rahi hai"
Click on Like if you agree. xPP
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"Yaar aaj teri bhabhi nahi dikh rahi hai"
Click on Like if you agree. xPP
Thursday, 1 March 2012
Grls are mad
Horror film me ladki ko ghar mai jab kuch ajeeb sunae dehta hai to wo kehti hai...
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konnnn hai wahaan . . . .??
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jaise k bhoot bolega ....
haan jaan mai hoon kitchen mai.. pakoray khaugi kya..:D:D
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konnnn hai wahaan . . . .??
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jaise k bhoot bolega ....
haan jaan mai hoon kitchen mai.. pakoray khaugi kya..:D:D
Truth about grl
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable � :xD
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable � :xD
Wednesday, 29 February 2012
Prposal
Cutest PROPOSE In KG Class ❤
Girl : Kya Tu Mele Ko Apna Address Dega?
Boy : Pal Kyu?
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Girl : Abhi Learn Ker Lungi na
Kyuki Bad Me To Wo Melaa Bi Addres Hoga Na
Shhhtupid.
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Girl : Kya Tu Mele Ko Apna Address Dega?
Boy : Pal Kyu?
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Girl : Abhi Learn Ker Lungi na
Kyuki Bad Me To Wo Melaa Bi Addres Hoga Na
Shhhtupid.
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Exam song
Latest Exam time song -
"Subah hone na de,
Saath khone na de,
Ek dusre ko hum sone na de"Warna
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Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o ;-)
"Subah hone na de,
Saath khone na de,
Ek dusre ko hum sone na de"Warna
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Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o ;-)
Nothing importance of study
Father : why don't u just go and study?
Pappu : what for?
Father: U will get good marks...
Pappu : then?
Father: U will get a good job...
.....Pappu: then?
Father: U will have big house, new car...
Pappu : so what after that?
Father: after that U can relax...
Pappu : So what do u think I m doing right now? :D
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Pappu : what for?
Father: U will get good marks...
Pappu : then?
Father: U will get a good job...
.....Pappu: then?
Father: U will have big house, new car...
Pappu : so what after that?
Father: after that U can relax...
Pappu : So what do u think I m doing right now? :D
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Kanjoos
Ek baba G ne farmaya..
Kanjoos admi ke 3 nishaniyan hain
1) naye kapre hony k bawajod purany kapre pehny
2) khany k ley jaib me pesy ho mager phir bhe bhoka rahay
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3) beta tesri nishani ye hay k
Es Page ki Posting perty hain
apni wall pe copy paste b kerty hain
phir bhe like nahi karty
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<))>
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Kanjoos admi ke 3 nishaniyan hain
1) naye kapre hony k bawajod purany kapre pehny
2) khany k ley jaib me pesy ho mager phir bhe bhoka rahay
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3) beta tesri nishani ye hay k
Es Page ki Posting perty hain
apni wall pe copy paste b kerty hain
phir bhe like nahi karty
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<))>
_/\_
Blind love
A b0y n a girl makes a plane 0fsucide,
when they reached 0n m0untain,
the b0y jumped first,
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The grl cl0se her eyes n return back with saying,
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L0ve is blind,
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The b0y 0pend his parash0ot in the air n said.
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L0ve never dies.. :D ;)
when they reached 0n m0untain,
the b0y jumped first,
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The grl cl0se her eyes n return back with saying,
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L0ve is blind,
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The b0y 0pend his parash0ot in the air n said.
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L0ve never dies.. :D ;)
Indian kanjuus
kanjus of the millennium:
Ek kanjus 14 floor se gir raha tha.
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Girte waqt usne apni kitchen ki khidki pe biwi ko roti banatedekha,
Toh woh zor se chilaya,
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Meri roti mat banana....aaaaa aaaaaaaa !:P
Ek kanjus 14 floor se gir raha tha.
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Girte waqt usne apni kitchen ki khidki pe biwi ko roti banatedekha,
Toh woh zor se chilaya,
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Meri roti mat banana....aaaaa aaaaaaaa !:P
Chuue ki prblem
I think
RBI should declare
"Eclairs"as the new one Rupee
and
"Chloromint"as the new 50 Paisa..
Sala koi b dukandaar chhutte ki jaga yahi deta hai.. :D
♥ Hit'like'if u agree.
RBI should declare
"Eclairs"as the new one Rupee
and
"Chloromint"as the new 50 Paisa..
Sala koi b dukandaar chhutte ki jaga yahi deta hai.. :D
♥ Hit'like'if u agree.
Tuesday, 28 February 2012
India's lazy people
Scientists have proved that
2904583181 people on the earth
are lazy,,,
Because,,
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They did not even read this number.. :P ;-) :-x
Thumbs up if you haven't read
the number :P :D
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2904583181 people on the earth
are lazy,,,
Because,,
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They did not even read this number.. :P ;-) :-x
Thumbs up if you haven't read
the number :P :D
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Hi frnds..
Phle mai bahut dukhi rhta tha!:-(
... Hmesha hatash rhta tha:-|
Mujhse pdhai nhi ho pati thi:-/
Ek novel cmplt krne me mahino lg jate the!:-x
Ghrwalo k taane sun k ro diya krta tha.;-(
Fir mene is nye course k baare me suna- *..
ENGINEERING..*
Ye vakai lajwaab h!!:-P
Ab me ek puri buk 1 raat me cmplte kr deta hu.:-)
Duniya bhar k taane or
galiya hans k sun leta hu.;-)
Kitni b musibt aaye khush rhta hu.:-)
Sach me, ye asrdaar hai!
Hi frnds..
Phle mai bahut dukhi rhta tha!:-(
... Hmesha hatash rhta tha:-|
Mujhse pdhai nhi ho pati thi:-/
Ek novel cmplt krne me mahino lg jate the!:-x
Ghrwalo k taane sun k ro diya krta tha.;-(
Fir mene is nye course k baare me suna- *..
ENGINEERING..*
Ye vakai lajwaab h!!:-P
Ab me ek puri buk 1 raat me cmplte kr deta hu.:-)
Duniya bhar k taane or
galiya hans k sun leta hu.;-)
Kitni b musibt aaye khush rhta hu.:-)
Sach me, ye asrdaar hai!
Girl reaction
3 reactions of a girl without having bf.
1) main nahi padti in chakkro main.
2) gharwale important hain. Bf kuch nahi.
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3) sab ladke kutte hote hain.
Same girl after having bf.
1) yar ptani kese ho gaya pyar.
2) gharwale manane padege. Ladka
Muje bahot pyar krta hain.
3) bas yahi accha hain , baki sab kutte hain...lol
1) main nahi padti in chakkro main.
2) gharwale important hain. Bf kuch nahi.
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3) sab ladke kutte hote hain.
Same girl after having bf.
1) yar ptani kese ho gaya pyar.
2) gharwale manane padege. Ladka
Muje bahot pyar krta hain.
3) bas yahi accha hain , baki sab kutte hain...lol
Gf means
Bhai ko Bhai Se juda kar Detihai"GF"
Maa ko Bete se juda kar deti hai"GF"
Bivi ko Shohar Se Lada Deti hai"GF"
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Insan ko Duniya se juda kar deti hai"GF"
Ghar main jhagda Paida kar deti hai"GF"
"GF"means"Ghala t Fehmi"hai jo is Waqt Aap ko B Hovi Hai... :xD :P
Maa ko Bete se juda kar deti hai"GF"
Bivi ko Shohar Se Lada Deti hai"GF"
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Insan ko Duniya se juda kar deti hai"GF"
Ghar main jhagda Paida kar deti hai"GF"
"GF"means"Ghala t Fehmi"hai jo is Waqt Aap ko B Hovi Hai... :xD :P
Santa banta
Army Training k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye hath me kia hai?
Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!
Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hathme ye kya hai?
Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!! :D:D
santa and banta
hats off yaar
hehehe
Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!
Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hathme ye kya hai?
Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!! :D:D
santa and banta
hats off yaar
hehehe
New bazigar
Kabhi kabhi jeetne k liye harna padta h,
aur har k jeetne wale ko
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Engineer kehete h :P
Bajigar ka zamana gaya beta:D
aur har k jeetne wale ko
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Engineer kehete h :P
Bajigar ka zamana gaya beta:D
Monday, 27 February 2012
Height of flirting
Height of flirting ......!!!!!
When you are listening to a sad song and can't decide......
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Kaun si ladki k baare me sochajaye...! :D :D :-P
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When you are listening to a sad song and can't decide......
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Kaun si ladki k baare me sochajaye...! :D :D :-P
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Cheating
Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km
Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km
Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors...
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors.
Monday to"SUNDAY"= 7 days"SUNDAY"to Monday ="1 day"
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This is cheating !! Cheating Cheating Cheating :(
Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km
Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors...
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors.
Monday to"SUNDAY"= 7 days"SUNDAY"to Monday ="1 day"
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This is cheating !! Cheating Cheating Cheating :(
There is 1 truth
Neechay Ek SACH LIKHA Hai...
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Hahahahaha
Uper Jhoot Likha tha. :-
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Uper Jhoot Likha tha. :-
:D :D
Today 's grl
Aajkal Ladkiyo k college
bag me copy kitaab ki jaga
kya kya samaan milega??
EK kanghi
Ek perfume ki chhoti sisi..
Ek facial cream.
Ek eyebrow set karne wali
kanghi
Lakme moisturizer..
3-4 rumaal...
Lakme compact
Lakme kajal
Ek chhota sa sisa..
Balo mai lagane wale 3-4
pin..
Class mai b makeup karti
hai aur Fir bolti hai boys
hamey ghurte kyun rehte
hai :P :xD
bag me copy kitaab ki jaga
kya kya samaan milega??
EK kanghi
Ek perfume ki chhoti sisi..
Ek facial cream.
Ek eyebrow set karne wali
kanghi
Lakme moisturizer..
3-4 rumaal...
Lakme compact
Lakme kajal
Ek chhota sa sisa..
Balo mai lagane wale 3-4
pin..
Class mai b makeup karti
hai aur Fir bolti hai boys
hamey ghurte kyun rehte
hai :P :xD
Techr student
Teacher-dahi ka english btao.
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student sochne k baad- milk soying in early night nd jaaging savere tight tight:D:P
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student sochne k baad- milk soying in early night nd jaaging savere tight tight:D:P
Wife is a problem
ONE day a wife asked her husband why he kept a pictureof her in his wallet.
"Whenever I have a problem, no matter how big, I look at your picture and feel much better,"he said.
"I have that much power over you?" the wife asked, excited.
"Yes,"he said,"When I look at your picture, I tell myself thatmy other problems are not nearly as big as this one." :D:D
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"Whenever I have a problem, no matter how big, I look at your picture and feel much better,"he said.
"I have that much power over you?" the wife asked, excited.
"Yes,"he said,"When I look at your picture, I tell myself thatmy other problems are not nearly as big as this one." :D:D
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Have u note that
Have you ever noticed that when you shout"HEY IDIOT...."!!
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About 10 people turn around ??? ;) :D
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About 10 people turn around ??? ;) :D
Rajni Joke
Rajnikant's Fb Status -
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Those Who Will Not Like This Status
Will Not Be Able To Use Facebook Anymore.
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After 0.0001 Seconds
He Got
Notification - Mark Zuckerberg And Million Others Like This.
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Those Who Will Not Like This Status
Will Not Be Able To Use Facebook Anymore.
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After 0.0001 Seconds
He Got
Notification - Mark Zuckerberg And Million Others Like This.
Er. Joke
An engineer was arrested for speeding
Judge: kya proof he ki tum car speed me nahi chala rahe the?
student: Sir, main apne bap k 7 result lene college ja raha tha tabhi ............... .
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Judge:Bus kar pagle.
rulayga kya
Riha kar do Bichare Masooom ko:( :P
Judge: kya proof he ki tum car speed me nahi chala rahe the?
student: Sir, main apne bap k 7 result lene college ja raha tha tabhi ............... .
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Judge:Bus kar pagle.
rulayga kya
Riha kar do Bichare Masooom ko:( :P
Sunday, 26 February 2012
Er. Joke
*How To Identify Engineering Students*
One who asks his/her friend"Pass Ho Jayega"?
and feels relieved and relaxed to hear"Nahi Yaar":P :D
One who asks his/her friend"Pass Ho Jayega"?
and feels relieved and relaxed to hear"Nahi Yaar":P :D
Gabbar
Gabbar ne sholey film
me thakur ke hath kyo
kate the?
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kyo
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kyoki Thakur gabar ki
post par Like nahi
karta tha.
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I hope,
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Samajdar ko ishara kafi
hai.:
me thakur ke hath kyo
kate the?
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kyo
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kyoki Thakur gabar ki
post par Like nahi
karta tha.
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I hope,
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Samajdar ko ishara kafi
hai.:
Grls on the top
Its a Girl's World !!
If a Gal laughs Loudly -->She is Cheerful.
If a Boy laughs Loudly -->He is Manner less!!! huh!!
If a Gal talks Sweetly -->She is Charming.
If a Boy talks Sweetly -->He is Flirting!! duh!!
If a Gal is Shopping -->She is Trendy.
If a Boy is Shopping -->He is Wasting Parents Money!!!
If a Gal is Silent -->She is Shy.
If a Boy is Silent -->He is Rude.!!!
If a Gal Walk in a Group -->Its a Group.
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f a Boy Walk in a Group -->Its a Gang.!!
Sala waat hamesha Boys ki hi lagti h :( :P
Good Morning Engineers :)
Take care,keep rocking \m/
:P ♥
If a Gal laughs Loudly -->She is Cheerful.
If a Boy laughs Loudly -->He is Manner less!!! huh!!
If a Gal talks Sweetly -->She is Charming.
If a Boy talks Sweetly -->He is Flirting!! duh!!
If a Gal is Shopping -->She is Trendy.
If a Boy is Shopping -->He is Wasting Parents Money!!!
If a Gal is Silent -->She is Shy.
If a Boy is Silent -->He is Rude.!!!
If a Gal Walk in a Group -->Its a Group.
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f a Boy Walk in a Group -->Its a Gang.!!
Sala waat hamesha Boys ki hi lagti h :( :P
Good Morning Engineers :)
Take care,keep rocking \m/
:P ♥
English man
Angrez Darwaza kholne ko Hindi me
kaise kahega...
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U dnt knw......?
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Mai btata hu......
Wo kahega"THERE WAS A COLD DAY."
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Say ten times khud smjh aa jayega.. :P
Try This Its Vry Funny :-P :D
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kaise kahega...
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U dnt knw......?
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Mai btata hu......
Wo kahega"THERE WAS A COLD DAY."
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Say ten times khud smjh aa jayega.. :P
Try This Its Vry Funny :-P :D
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Er. Joke
Salesmen (engineers will love this)
An enthusiastic but somewhat unscrupulous salesman was waiting to see the purchasing agent of an engineering firm. The salesman was there to submit his company's bid, or price quote, for a particular job. He couldn't help but notice, however, that a competitor's bid was on the purchasing agent's desk. Unfortunately, the actual figure was covered by a juice can. The temptation to see the amount quoted became too much, and the salesman reached over and lifted the can. His heart sank as he watched thousands of BB pellets pour from the bottomless can and scatter across the floor.
An enthusiastic but somewhat unscrupulous salesman was waiting to see the purchasing agent of an engineering firm. The salesman was there to submit his company's bid, or price quote, for a particular job. He couldn't help but notice, however, that a competitor's bid was on the purchasing agent's desk. Unfortunately, the actual figure was covered by a juice can. The temptation to see the amount quoted became too much, and the salesman reached over and lifted the can. His heart sank as he watched thousands of BB pellets pour from the bottomless can and scatter across the floor.
Two Behre
Ek behra apni scooter ko dhakelta hua jaa raha tha..
Tabhi saamne se ek aur behra aaya.
2nd Behra : Kya hua petrol khatam ho gaya??
1st Behra: Nahi petrol khatam ho gaya.
2nd Behra: Achha mujhe laga petrol khatam ho gaya :) :D :P
hehehe
Tabhi saamne se ek aur behra aaya.
2nd Behra : Kya hua petrol khatam ho gaya??
1st Behra: Nahi petrol khatam ho gaya.
2nd Behra: Achha mujhe laga petrol khatam ho gaya :) :D :P
hehehe
Truely awesome
Waiter:Wat do u want?
Boy:How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs?
Waiter:Rs.15
Then d BOY checked his pocket&asked cost of small cone?
Waiter irritated n said Rs.12.
Boy ordered a small cone,had it,paid bill&left.
When da waiter came to pick da EMPTY PLATE tears rolled down 4m his eyes.
u know y....?
The boy had left Rs.3 as TIP for him...
MAKE EVERY ONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING U HAVE :)
Boy:How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs?
Waiter:Rs.15
Then d BOY checked his pocket&asked cost of small cone?
Waiter irritated n said Rs.12.
Boy ordered a small cone,had it,paid bill&left.
When da waiter came to pick da EMPTY PLATE tears rolled down 4m his eyes.
u know y....?
The boy had left Rs.3 as TIP for him...
MAKE EVERY ONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING U HAVE :)
Sardar ji cool
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of
good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
...Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected.
good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
...Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected.
Fb
Fcbk ki 3 famous cheezein kon c hein..??
Sochne ki koi zarorat nai, main bata deta hon,
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1 : Status
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Sochne ki koi zarorat nai, main bata deta hon,
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Ur name in japanese
Try ur name in japanese!
A-ka
B-tu
C-mi
D-te
E-ku
F-lu
G-ji
H-ri
I-ki
J-zu
K-me
L-ta
M-rin
N-to
O-mo
P-no
Q-ke
R-shi
S-ari
T-chi
U-do
V-ru
W-mei
X-na
Y-fu
z-zi.
Write Ur Japanese Name As A Comment:P
A-ka
B-tu
C-mi
D-te
E-ku
F-lu
G-ji
H-ri
I-ki
J-zu
K-me
L-ta
M-rin
N-to
O-mo
P-no
Q-ke
R-shi
S-ari
T-chi
U-do
V-ru
W-mei
X-na
Y-fu
z-zi.
Write Ur Japanese Name As A Comment:P
Saturday, 25 February 2012
Value of Er.
A Engg. Student's GF asked him: kya exam me 1 ya 2 bar back aanese degree ki valuekam ho jaati hai???
Engg. Student ne apni pocketse 500 ka note nikala or puchaiski kya value h ???
GF- Rs.500
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Engg. Student ne use mutthi me mod k pucha ab ???
GF-500
Then he crushed the note with his foot & asked again....
GF-500
Engg Student jaanu hum enGineer bhi isi 500 k note kitarah hote hai, hume kitna b ragad lo hamari value kam nhi hogi =))
Engg. Student ne apni pocketse 500 ka note nikala or puchaiski kya value h ???
GF- Rs.500
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Engg. Student ne use mutthi me mod k pucha ab ???
GF-500
Then he crushed the note with his foot & asked again....
GF-500
Engg Student jaanu hum enGineer bhi isi 500 k note kitarah hote hai, hume kitna b ragad lo hamari value kam nhi hogi =))
True friend
A real friend is like a song in your mobile.
When Its new to you,
You listen it all the time.
Gradually You start listening other songs & forgettin that one.
Aftr a span of time You delete that song from ur mobile.
You don't hear that song thenyears after,
When You listen to that song somewhere else,
You remember the old tunes.
You leave all the other things just to listen it,
You search your mobile but the old song is not there.
In the end You try with every mean that You get that old song back in your mobile :)
That's why its said to value the people you have.
They may not be your favourite now
But they were the best tunes You once had....! ♥
Good Morning Engineers \m/
Have a Great Sunday Ahead ♥:D
When Its new to you,
You listen it all the time.
Gradually You start listening other songs & forgettin that one.
Aftr a span of time You delete that song from ur mobile.
You don't hear that song thenyears after,
When You listen to that song somewhere else,
You remember the old tunes.
You leave all the other things just to listen it,
You search your mobile but the old song is not there.
In the end You try with every mean that You get that old song back in your mobile :)
That's why its said to value the people you have.
They may not be your favourite now
But they were the best tunes You once had....! ♥
Good Morning Engineers \m/
Have a Great Sunday Ahead ♥:D
Salman joke
Salman Khan: Kitne % Log samajhte hai ki meri aur Katrina Kaif ki shaadi hogi?
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Pappu: Sirf 10%
Salman: Kyun?
Pappu: Kyunki baaki 90% log khud Katrina se shaadi karna chahte hain :D :0
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Pappu: Sirf 10%
Salman: Kyun?
Pappu: Kyunki baaki 90% log khud Katrina se shaadi karna chahte hain :D :0
Fb
That happiest moment On Facebook ..
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When you are fighting on some one status and your friends support u by liking ur comments :P
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When you are fighting on some one status and your friends support u by liking ur comments :P
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Especially female friend :P :D
Er joke
ENGINEER: I can kiss u evenwithout touching u
Girl: U cant
ENGG: Lage 50/50 ke shart?
Girl: okay
boy tighttttly kissed her :*
Girl: Hey u touched me:P
ENGG: To le na 50 rupay roti
kyu hai :P
Girl: U cant
ENGG: Lage 50/50 ke shart?
Girl: okay
boy tighttttly kissed her :*
Girl: Hey u touched me:P
ENGG: To le na 50 rupay roti
kyu hai :P
Break up joke
Girl: Aaj se hamara rishta khatam
Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte
hain..
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Boy: Thik hai RECHARGE sestart karte hain.
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Girl: AWwWwWwWw....Ab Janu se mazaq b nahi kar sakti kya ?
HaHaHaHaHaHa ;)
Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte
hain..
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Boy: Thik hai RECHARGE sestart karte hain.
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Girl: AWwWwWwWw....Ab Janu se mazaq b nahi kar sakti kya ?
HaHaHaHaHaHa ;)
Friday, 24 February 2012
Importent fact about india
Interesting facts about India(you may or may not know....!) ♥
> The famous board game, called Chess, was invented in India.
> In India's 100,000 years of history, it has never invaded any other country.
> India is the 7th largest country in the world,
the largest democracy and one of the oldest civilizations.
> India was one of the richest countries in the world before the British invasion in 17th century.
> The value of "pi" used in mathematics was first calculated by the Indian mathematician Budhayana in 6th century.
> India is one of the largest exporter of computer software products. It exportssoftware to over 90countries.
> India is home to the world's largest pilgrimage destination called the Vishnu Temple. Thetemple is located in the city ofTirupati. About an average of30,000 people visit this temple donating about $6 million US dollars, everyday.
> India originated Yoga about5,000 years ago.
> India has the most number of mosques.
It has 300,000 mosques.
> Christians and Jews have been living in India since 52 A.D. and 200 B.C. respectively.
> India has the highest bridge in the world . It is called Bailey Bridge and is located inLadakh between the Dras andSuru rivers in the Himalayas.
> Before 1986, India was the only place in the world where Diamonds could be found.
> The world's first University was established in India . The University was established in 700 B.C.at the place of Takshashila.
> The biggest and the largest employer in the world is IndianRailways which employs over amillion people.
> India has the highest cricketground in the world. It is located in the northern state of India called Himachal Pradesh.
The cricket ground is 2444 meters above the sea level andwas built in 1893.
> Most important studies of Mathematics like calculus, trigonometry and algebra were originated in India.>
Taj Mahal which is among theseven wonders of the world is in India. Taj Mahal was built over a long period of 11 years.
> India has the most number of post offices in the world.
Be proud to be an INDIAN. Be proud to be a part of such historical country!!
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> The famous board game, called Chess, was invented in India.
> In India's 100,000 years of history, it has never invaded any other country.
> India is the 7th largest country in the world,
the largest democracy and one of the oldest civilizations.
> India was one of the richest countries in the world before the British invasion in 17th century.
> The value of "pi" used in mathematics was first calculated by the Indian mathematician Budhayana in 6th century.
> India is one of the largest exporter of computer software products. It exportssoftware to over 90countries.
> India is home to the world's largest pilgrimage destination called the Vishnu Temple. Thetemple is located in the city ofTirupati. About an average of30,000 people visit this temple donating about $6 million US dollars, everyday.
> India originated Yoga about5,000 years ago.
> India has the most number of mosques.
It has 300,000 mosques.
> Christians and Jews have been living in India since 52 A.D. and 200 B.C. respectively.
> India has the highest bridge in the world . It is called Bailey Bridge and is located inLadakh between the Dras andSuru rivers in the Himalayas.
> Before 1986, India was the only place in the world where Diamonds could be found.
> The world's first University was established in India . The University was established in 700 B.C.at the place of Takshashila.
> The biggest and the largest employer in the world is IndianRailways which employs over amillion people.
> India has the highest cricketground in the world. It is located in the northern state of India called Himachal Pradesh.
The cricket ground is 2444 meters above the sea level andwas built in 1893.
> Most important studies of Mathematics like calculus, trigonometry and algebra were originated in India.>
Taj Mahal which is among theseven wonders of the world is in India. Taj Mahal was built over a long period of 11 years.
> India has the most number of post offices in the world.
Be proud to be an INDIAN. Be proud to be a part of such historical country!!
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Loving story
Do chidiyo ki luv story:-
1 din chida bola:Muje chor kr kbi tum ud to nhi jaogi:P
Chidiya : Ud jaun to tum pakad lena.
Chida : Me tumhe pakar saktahu par fir pa nhi sakta.
chidiya ki ankhon me ansu aa
gaye usne apne pankh tod liye or boli ab ham hamesa sath rahenge.
Ek din jor se tufan aya chida udne laga.
Tabhi chidiya boli tum udd
jao me nahi urd sakti.
Chida- apna khayal rakhana kehkar urd gaya.
Jab tufan thama aur
chida vapas aaya to usne dekha ki chidiya mar chuki thi:(
Aur ek dali par likha tha~
kaash wo ek bar to kehta ki metume nahi chor sakta
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To shayad mein tufan aane se
pehle nahi marti :(
Thats Love Simply Uncomparable ♥♥
Gud Night People :)
Kal Fir Milenge:P
Take Care,Keep Rocking:D
1 din chida bola:Muje chor kr kbi tum ud to nhi jaogi:P
Chidiya : Ud jaun to tum pakad lena.
Chida : Me tumhe pakar saktahu par fir pa nhi sakta.
chidiya ki ankhon me ansu aa
gaye usne apne pankh tod liye or boli ab ham hamesa sath rahenge.
Ek din jor se tufan aya chida udne laga.
Tabhi chidiya boli tum udd
jao me nahi urd sakti.
Chida- apna khayal rakhana kehkar urd gaya.
Jab tufan thama aur
chida vapas aaya to usne dekha ki chidiya mar chuki thi:(
Aur ek dali par likha tha~
kaash wo ek bar to kehta ki metume nahi chor sakta
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To shayad mein tufan aane se
pehle nahi marti :(
Thats Love Simply Uncomparable ♥♥
Gud Night People :)
Kal Fir Milenge:P
Take Care,Keep Rocking:D
Fb
Ek ladki ne mujhe poke...kiya...
fhir kya tha
maine use poke kiya.... ...........
usne mujhe dubara poke kiya....:O
me bhi konsa kaam tha maine use fhir se
poke kiya :D
fhir usne poke kiya ...
fhir maine poke kiya...
fhir usne poke kiya
fhir maine poke..kiya..
aise karte karte h 10 din ho gye :P
akhir kar..
ladki ne har manke mujhe Frd req bhejdi aur
me jeet Gaya :D :D
moral of the story...ye jarori nahi h ki boys hi
req send kare :)
fhir kya tha
maine use poke kiya.... ...........
usne mujhe dubara poke kiya....:O
me bhi konsa kaam tha maine use fhir se
poke kiya :D
fhir usne poke kiya ...
fhir maine poke kiya...
fhir usne poke kiya
fhir maine poke..kiya..
aise karte karte h 10 din ho gye :P
akhir kar..
ladki ne har manke mujhe Frd req bhejdi aur
me jeet Gaya :D :D
moral of the story...ye jarori nahi h ki boys hi
req send kare :)
Childhood memory
In the memory of 90's-
When d most popular games were "Chupan-Chupai" ,"Pakdam-Pakdai ","Oonch-Niich, "Barf-Pani.."
When d best delights were"Orange-Goli"," Pop-Corn","Raja Ka khajana","Kismi bar.."
When we were not allowed to watch late night movie on DD-1,but we managed it somehow..
When decision were made by"Akkad-Bakkad Bambay Bow.."
When while playing cricket,rule was-"Ghar me jana out aur jo marega wo hi le kr aayega.."
When d best defensive dialog was-"Jo kehta h wo hi hota h","Same To U","Back To U.."
Childish But Uncountable Memories..:)
When d most popular games were "Chupan-Chupai" ,"Pakdam-Pakdai ","Oonch-Niich, "Barf-Pani.."
When d best delights were"Orange-Goli"," Pop-Corn","Raja Ka khajana","Kismi bar.."
When we were not allowed to watch late night movie on DD-1,but we managed it somehow..
When decision were made by"Akkad-Bakkad Bambay Bow.."
When while playing cricket,rule was-"Ghar me jana out aur jo marega wo hi le kr aayega.."
When d best defensive dialog was-"Jo kehta h wo hi hota h","Same To U","Back To U.."
Childish But Uncountable Memories..:)
student's lyf truth
Engineering students ki life ke 3 sawaal jiss ka jawaab woh aaj tak nahi de paye,aur nah he de payenge,aur jo de gaye woh.Engineer nahi..
> College kyun nahi aate?
> Itna hans kyun rahe ho?
The most amazing one during viva..
> Kya padh kar aaye ho???
:p
> College kyun nahi aate?
> Itna hans kyun rahe ho?
The most amazing one during viva..
> Kya padh kar aaye ho???
:p
Indian student
A Engg. Student's GF asked him: kya exam me 1 ya 2 bar back aanese degree ki valuekam ho jaati hai???
Engg. Student ne apni pocketse 500 ka note nikala or puchaiski kya value h ???
GF- Rs.500
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Engg. Student ne use mutthi me mod k pucha ab ???
GF-500
Then he crushed the note with his foot & asked again....
GF-500
Engg Student jaanu hum enGineer bhi isi 500 k note kitarah hote hai, hume kitna b ragad lo hamari value kam nhi hogi =))
Engg. Student ne apni pocketse 500 ka note nikala or puchaiski kya value h ???
GF- Rs.500
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Engg. Student ne use mutthi me mod k pucha ab ???
GF-500
Then he crushed the note with his foot & asked again....
GF-500
Engg Student jaanu hum enGineer bhi isi 500 k note kitarah hote hai, hume kitna b ragad lo hamari value kam nhi hogi =))
Indian student
We Indian student s are always the best"..
Look how We study
1)Before Paper Unnecessary sms to frndz.
2)Plan each day to study but end of the day- "Kal se pakka"..
3)We waste all our time in counting chapters instead of doing them.
4)We want break after every two pages..
5)Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry..
6)v even start liking doordarshan..
7)About every hard topic we think- "lagta nhi k ye aayega"
8)Before starting study, message to friends "kitna padha? Me kya padhu?"
9)Right now You are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends.
10)On each point You smiled, ‘n think "hum per to bilkul set hai“ :D
Look how We study
1)Before Paper Unnecessary sms to frndz.
2)Plan each day to study but end of the day- "Kal se pakka"..
3)We waste all our time in counting chapters instead of doing them.
4)We want break after every two pages..
5)Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry..
6)v even start liking doordarshan..
7)About every hard topic we think- "lagta nhi k ye aayega"
8)Before starting study, message to friends "kitna padha? Me kya padhu?"
9)Right now You are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends.
10)On each point You smiled, ‘n think "hum per to bilkul set hai“ :D
Thursday, 23 February 2012
Gud mrning
Subah subah zindagi ki shuruaat hoti h,
Kisi apne se bat ho to khas hoti h,
Has k pyar se apno ko gudmrngbolo to khushiyan apne ap sath hoti he,
Kisi apne se bat ho to khas hoti h,
Has k pyar se apno ko gudmrngbolo to khushiyan apne ap sath hoti he,
True friend
Ache dost White Colour jaise hote hai,
white mein koi b color mix karoto naya colr ban sakta hai,
par duniya k sare colr mix karke b white color nahi bn sakta... Gud mrng
white mein koi b color mix karoto naya colr ban sakta hai,
par duniya k sare colr mix karke b white color nahi bn sakta... Gud mrng
Engineer
Engineering students ki life ke 3 sawaal jiss ka jawaab woh aaj tak nahi de paye,aur nah he de payenge,aur jo de gaye woh.Engineer nahi..
> College kyun nahi aate?
> Itna hans kyun rahe ho?
The most amazing one during viva..
> Kya padh kar aaye ho???
:p
> College kyun nahi aate?
> Itna hans kyun rahe ho?
The most amazing one during viva..
> Kya padh kar aaye ho???
:p
Wednesday, 22 February 2012
Friendship
2 friends sitting on a hill top.
1st: If I tel u to jump down, will you do?
2nd: Yes, I will.
1st: Why?
2nd: Because I know you will catch my hand & pull me up.
1st: If i dont, then?
2nd:Then I'll die with the belief that my friend tried his best but could not save me...
"Friendship is not about doing something but about beliving someone" !
Dedicated to my friends!!!
1st: If I tel u to jump down, will you do?
2nd: Yes, I will.
1st: Why?
2nd: Because I know you will catch my hand & pull me up.
1st: If i dont, then?
2nd:Then I'll die with the belief that my friend tried his best but could not save me...
"Friendship is not about doing something but about beliving someone" !
Dedicated to my friends!!!
Hahaha
2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura nahi maan na chahiye..
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1st wo: jo facebook par gaali de raha ho..
(kyuki wo bechara real me kuch nahi kar sakta.)
aur
2nd wo: jo exam me apka viva le raha ho..
(kyuki aap uska kuch nahi kar sakte.) :D :P
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1st wo: jo facebook par gaali de raha ho..
(kyuki wo bechara real me kuch nahi kar sakta.)
aur
2nd wo: jo exam me apka viva le raha ho..
(kyuki aap uska kuch nahi kar sakte.) :D :P
Smart story
Kaminepan ki sabse badi hadd:D
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Apane school ki sunata hu ek prem kahani,
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Ek topper thi ladki
jo thi percentage Ki Rani
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Phir
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Phir kya
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Humne pata li
Aur Fail ho gayi Maharani
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Apane school ki sunata hu ek prem kahani,
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Ek topper thi ladki
jo thi percentage Ki Rani
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Phir
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Phir kya
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Humne pata li
Aur Fail ho gayi Maharani
Sweet story
Must read...
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year
old son. People call her a slut, no one knows
she was raped at 13.
People call another man fat. No one knows he
has a serious disease causing him to be
overweight.
People call an old man ugly. No one knows he
had a serious injury to the face fighting for
our country in the war.
Click Like, If You Hate Those Who Judge People
Without Knowing Them...
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year
old son. People call her a slut, no one knows
she was raped at 13.
People call another man fat. No one knows he
has a serious disease causing him to be
overweight.
People call an old man ugly. No one knows he
had a serious injury to the face fighting for
our country in the war.
Click Like, If You Hate Those Who Judge People
Without Knowing Them...
Tuesday, 21 February 2012
Dnt make joke on sardar
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Ek baar ek college ka group picnik pe delhi gaya.
Jaise hi train se utra ek riksha wale ko rukaya aur
pura delhi dikhane k liye usse
fix kiya.
Rikshawala saradar tha.
Tabhi sabako masti chadhi unhone ek dusare ko
sardaar wale joke sunana chalu kiya
Par Wo sardaar gussa hone k bajay inke sath has
raha tha.
Toh ladke confuse ho gaye.
Sab kuch ghumne k baad wo train station par
aagaye aur unhone rikshawale ko uske paise de
diye
Tabhi riksha wale sardaar ne har ek student k
haat pe 1 rs ka sikka rakha.
Toh ek ladke ne pucha humaneaap par itne
jokes sunaye apko gussa nai aya???
Upar se aap hume paise de rahe ho?
Toh wo sardar bola
Aap ki umar hai aap nai karoge to kaun karega
masti.
Aap jb apne shehar jaoo wahakahi bhi sardar
bhikari apke pass aye to ye sikka usse de dena.
But aaj bhi wo coin un ladko kjeb mai hai
Ek bhi sardaar bhik nai mangata
Wo garage kholega, truck chalayega but bhik nai
mangega
They contribute 35% tax fromindia
They are only 1.4 % of total population
There are more than 50,000 soilders in Indian
army they help 45% charitis [:)]
They Fought their bloods out for Independence
Respect Them, Love Them \♥/
& Never Crack Jokes on Them:)
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Ek baar ek college ka group picnik pe delhi gaya.
Jaise hi train se utra ek riksha wale ko rukaya aur
pura delhi dikhane k liye usse
fix kiya.
Rikshawala saradar tha.
Tabhi sabako masti chadhi unhone ek dusare ko
sardaar wale joke sunana chalu kiya
Par Wo sardaar gussa hone k bajay inke sath has
raha tha.
Toh ladke confuse ho gaye.
Sab kuch ghumne k baad wo train station par
aagaye aur unhone rikshawale ko uske paise de
diye
Tabhi riksha wale sardaar ne har ek student k
haat pe 1 rs ka sikka rakha.
Toh ek ladke ne pucha humaneaap par itne
jokes sunaye apko gussa nai aya???
Upar se aap hume paise de rahe ho?
Toh wo sardar bola
Aap ki umar hai aap nai karoge to kaun karega
masti.
Aap jb apne shehar jaoo wahakahi bhi sardar
bhikari apke pass aye to ye sikka usse de dena.
But aaj bhi wo coin un ladko kjeb mai hai
Ek bhi sardaar bhik nai mangata
Wo garage kholega, truck chalayega but bhik nai
mangega
They contribute 35% tax fromindia
They are only 1.4 % of total population
There are more than 50,000 soilders in Indian
army they help 45% charitis [:)]
They Fought their bloods out for Independence
Respect Them, Love Them \♥/
& Never Crack Jokes on Them:)
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Sunday, 19 February 2012
Rajni joke
Rajnikant shaadi me dhol bajaraha tha....
Ek "Alien" aaya aur bola....
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Bhaiya thoda dhire dhol bajao,
mere bete ka kal exam hai....:D :D
Ek "Alien" aaya aur bola....
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Bhaiya thoda dhire dhol bajao,
mere bete ka kal exam hai....:D :D
Rajni joke
In 2010, Rajnikanth released a
film named Robot
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The history will repeat,
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In 3010,Robots will release a film
named Rajnikanth :P :D
film named Robot
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The history will repeat,
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In 3010,Robots will release a film
named Rajnikanth :P :D
Saturday, 18 February 2012
Shayari
1 din mujhse kaha Bhagwan ne: Mat kar intezar is janam me uska, Milna mushkil hai..
Maine bhi keh diya : Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam me to mumkin hai..
Phir Bhagwan ne kaha : Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtaega..(-_ -)
Muskura ke maine kaha : Dekhte hain tu kitna meri ruh ko tadpayega..
Phir Bhagwan ne kaha : Hatausse, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hu..
Maine kaha : Aa niche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra, tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulwata hu..
Gusse mein kaha Bhagwan ne: Mat
bhool apni aukat tu to ek insan hai..(>_<)
Maine kaha : Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur Saabitkar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai..
Maine bhi keh diya : Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam me to mumkin hai..
Phir Bhagwan ne kaha : Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtaega..(-_ -)
Muskura ke maine kaha : Dekhte hain tu kitna meri ruh ko tadpayega..
Phir Bhagwan ne kaha : Hatausse, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hu..
Maine kaha : Aa niche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra, tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulwata hu..
Gusse mein kaha Bhagwan ne: Mat
bhool apni aukat tu to ek insan hai..(>_<)
Maine kaha : Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur Saabitkar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai..
JOKE
Examiner: y r u under tension
Did u forget admit card or ID?
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Student: No sir!!
By mistake I have brought tomorrow exam's pharray today:-)
LIKE to Banta hai ----------
Did u forget admit card or ID?
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Student: No sir!!
By mistake I have brought tomorrow exam's pharray today:-)
LIKE to Banta hai ----------
Fb status
A Girl Updated her Status on facebook: " :(( "
1st Boy Commented:
What happened Babes? Am there for you ?? :/
*She Blocked Him*
2nd Boy Commeted: aawww My Baby,
I Love you... Please don't Cry.. :(
*She Blocked Him too.. =$*
3rd Boy Commeted: Hat be Kuttii.. =O
Jab Dekho Roti rehti hai facebook pe..!! =@
*She Blocked him too..*
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4th Boy Commented: Kya huaDear ??
Kya Main Aapki Kuch Help karoon ???
She Commented back:
Haan BHAIYA.. Inbox mein Batati hun..!! =)
** This Time.. The Boy Blocked Her.. =P =D **
1st Boy Commented:
What happened Babes? Am there for you ?? :/
*She Blocked Him*
2nd Boy Commeted: aawww My Baby,
I Love you... Please don't Cry.. :(
*She Blocked Him too.. =$*
3rd Boy Commeted: Hat be Kuttii.. =O
Jab Dekho Roti rehti hai facebook pe..!! =@
*She Blocked him too..*
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4th Boy Commented: Kya huaDear ??
Kya Main Aapki Kuch Help karoon ???
She Commented back:
Haan BHAIYA.. Inbox mein Batati hun..!! =)
** This Time.. The Boy Blocked Her.. =P =D **
JOKE
Mein T.V ka antinna thek karny chaat par gia he tha
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k logo ne shor macha deya
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Chand nazar aa gia,chand nazar aa gia:p
lo batao ab haseen log chaat par bhi na jayin :p :D ;- )
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<)")
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k logo ne shor macha deya
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Chand nazar aa gia,chand nazar aa gia:p
lo batao ab haseen log chaat par bhi na jayin :p :D ;- )
('.')>
<)")
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Friday, 17 February 2012
JOKE
Ek Adult joke ki bottom line thi
"Those who Understand
Like it otherwise go and
watch Pogo...!!!";-)
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Next minute saari ladkiyaan
Pogo dekh rahi thi ye soch kar ke
joke ka meaning ab
ayega... :P
"Those who Understand
Like it otherwise go and
watch Pogo...!!!";-)
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Next minute saari ladkiyaan
Pogo dekh rahi thi ye soch kar ke
joke ka meaning ab
ayega... :P
LOVE
I believe in, `Love at first sight` - MOm ♥
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because I`ve been loving my mother since I opened my eyes
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because I`ve been loving my mother since I opened my eyes
JOKE
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani.
Now in 2011 MukeshAmbani planning 2 buy IDBI bank. Dis shows nothing is impossible. . . . Now in 2012, SBI Bank rejected loan 4 me. But in 2025,. . . . I'm planning to Apply 4 loan again.
B'coz its Govt bank, v can't buy it.
Der is a limit 4 evrything. :P :P
Now in 2011 MukeshAmbani planning 2 buy IDBI bank. Dis shows nothing is impossible. . . . Now in 2012, SBI Bank rejected loan 4 me. But in 2025,. . . . I'm planning to Apply 4 loan again.
B'coz its Govt bank, v can't buy it.
Der is a limit 4 evrything. :P :P
Sunday, 12 February 2012
JOKE.
Itne dino baad kal jb books kholi to 1 raaz khula.
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Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata
Oh teri !! ye bhi ni aata..! :D:P
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Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata
Oh teri !! ye bhi ni aata..! :D:P
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Its true and ri8
Best Religion-"Jain"
Best Festival"Paryus han"
Best Granth-"Aagam"
Best Mantra-"Navkar"
Best Love"JeevDaya"
Best voice"JinVani"
Best slogan"Jai Jinendra
Best Festival"Paryus han"
Best Granth-"Aagam"
Best Mantra-"Navkar"
Best Love"JeevDaya"
Best voice"JinVani"
Best slogan"Jai Jinendra
JOKE
Touching story:
A boy and a girl went for a walk.
While walking, the boy hits his leg to a stone & starts bleeding.
He looks at the girl hoping that she would tear her dupatta and wrap it around his leg.
The girl looks in his eyes and says:
"Sochiyo bhi mat hero! Ye mera Designer suit hai" :P
A boy and a girl went for a walk.
While walking, the boy hits his leg to a stone & starts bleeding.
He looks at the girl hoping that she would tear her dupatta and wrap it around his leg.
The girl looks in his eyes and says:
"Sochiyo bhi mat hero! Ye mera Designer suit hai" :P
MOHIT
How Do Teachers Complete Syllabus:
Unit-1: This Is Just Introduction, No Need To Teach..
Unit-2: Very Easy Topic, You Can Study On Your Own.
Unit-3: This Has Already BeenDiscussed In Last Class.
Unit-4: This Topic Is Directly Given In Text Book As It Is, So I Don't Need To Teach It.
Unit-5: Now Who Is Ready forthe seminar.. ? :P :D
hit the like if u agree ;)
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Unit-1: This Is Just Introduction, No Need To Teach..
Unit-2: Very Easy Topic, You Can Study On Your Own.
Unit-3: This Has Already BeenDiscussed In Last Class.
Unit-4: This Topic Is Directly Given In Text Book As It Is, So I Don't Need To Teach It.
Unit-5: Now Who Is Ready forthe seminar.. ? :P :D
hit the like if u agree ;)
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Saturday, 11 February 2012
BAJAJ
valentine week special
A poor boy loved a rich girl. One day the boy proposed her.Then the girl said, "listen! yourmonthly salary is my daily handexpenses. Should I be involved
with you? How could you thought that? I will never loveyou. So,
forget me 'n get engaged with someone else of your level." But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily.
10 years later.
One day they became face to face in a shopping center. The lady
said, "Hey! you! How are you? Now I'm married. Do you know
how much is my husband's salary? Rs. 2 lac per month! Can
you imagine? 'n he is also very smart."
The guy's eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words.
After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say
something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing
the guy.
"Sir! You here? Meet my wife." Then he said to her wife, "I'm
going to assist a project of sir, which is of Rs. 200 core. 'ndo u
know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn't get her. That's why still he
is unmarried. How much lucky the girl was. Isn't it? Now a days who
can love like that way?"
Moral: Life is not so short. So, don't be so proud of yourself and
damn others. .. Situations change with time. Everyone should respect others love. !!
share if u like and agree! — ♥ —
A poor boy loved a rich girl. One day the boy proposed her.Then the girl said, "listen! yourmonthly salary is my daily handexpenses. Should I be involved
with you? How could you thought that? I will never loveyou. So,
forget me 'n get engaged with someone else of your level." But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily.
10 years later.
One day they became face to face in a shopping center. The lady
said, "Hey! you! How are you? Now I'm married. Do you know
how much is my husband's salary? Rs. 2 lac per month! Can
you imagine? 'n he is also very smart."
The guy's eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words.
After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say
something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing
the guy.
"Sir! You here? Meet my wife." Then he said to her wife, "I'm
going to assist a project of sir, which is of Rs. 200 core. 'ndo u
know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn't get her. That's why still he
is unmarried. How much lucky the girl was. Isn't it? Now a days who
can love like that way?"
Moral: Life is not so short. So, don't be so proud of yourself and
damn others. .. Situations change with time. Everyone should respect others love. !!
share if u like and agree! — ♥ —
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