Sunday, 22 April 2012
Ek aurat bachey ko liye ro rahi thi ... Buzurg ne, Rone ki wajah puchi, Aurat ne kaha k mera bacha bimar hai or dawa k liye paise nahi. Buzurg ne 1000 ka note dia or kaha jao dawa lo or rs.100 ka doodh bhi le lena or baki paise mujhe wapas kr dena... Aurat thodi der baad dawaor doodhle aai or baki rs.700 buzurg ko wapaskr dia..Buzurg khush hua or sochne laga k Neki kabhi zaya nai jati... Doctor ko fees mil gai Bache ko dawa mil gai or mera naqli note bhi chal gaya...!!!:
Monday, 2 April 2012
Exam time
Exam Time Special:
[Engineers Life During Exams]
9am- Wakeup.
10am- Breakfast.
11am- Thinkng to score 80%.
12 am- Watch TV.
1pm- Lunch.
2pm- Thodi nind le ke padhenge dimag set hoga.
4pm- Games.
5pm- Thinking to score 60%.
6pm- Troubling friends “Kuch Padha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner.
10pm- Lo bhai light gai.
11pm- Hey Bhagwaan! Bas Kal sambhal lena!!! Agle paper ko pakka padhuga :D
[Engineers Life During Exams]
9am- Wakeup.
10am- Breakfast.
11am- Thinkng to score 80%.
12 am- Watch TV.
1pm- Lunch.
2pm- Thodi nind le ke padhenge dimag set hoga.
4pm- Games.
5pm- Thinking to score 60%.
6pm- Troubling friends “Kuch Padha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner.
10pm- Lo bhai light gai.
11pm- Hey Bhagwaan! Bas Kal sambhal lena!!! Agle paper ko pakka padhuga :D
Student spcl
Students Song -
hum honge all pass,
hum honge all pass ek din..ho ! ho !SOTE hai bindaas.
LIKHTE hai bakwas. KARTE hai timepass, phir bhi hai VISHWAS,
MARKS milenge jakkas ek din !!! :D
hum honge all pass,
hum honge all pass ek din..ho ! ho !SOTE hai bindaas.
LIKHTE hai bakwas. KARTE hai timepass, phir bhi hai VISHWAS,
MARKS milenge jakkas ek din !!! :D
3 things
Three Things To Learn From A CHILD
To Be Happy For No Reason
To Be Always Busy Doing Something..
To Know How To Demand Small Things Without Ego :) —
To Be Happy For No Reason
To Be Always Busy Doing Something..
To Know How To Demand Small Things Without Ego :) —
Sachin 100's 100
100's 100
1) 119* vs ENG-Manchester- 14 August 1990-Draw-Test
2) 148* vs AUS-Sydney-6 January 1992-Draw-Test
3) 114 vs AUS-Perth-3 February 1992-Lost-Test
4) 111 vs SA-Johannesburg -28 November 1992-Draw-Test
5) 165 vs ENG-Chennai-12 February 1993-Won-Test
6) 104* vs SL-Colombo-31 July 1993-Won-Test
7) 142 vs SL-Lucknow-19 January 1994-Won-Test
8) 110 vs AUS-Colombo-Sep tember 9, 1994-Won-ODI
9) 115 vs NZ-Vadodara-Oct ober 28, 1994-Won-ODI
10) 105 vs WI-Jaipur-Novem ber 11, 1994-Won-ODI
11) 179 vs WI-Nagpur-2 December 1994-Draw-Test
12) 112* vs SL-Sharjah-Apri l 9, 1995-Won-ODI
13) 127* vs KEN-Cuttack-Feb ruary 18, 1996-Won-ODI
14) 137 vs SL-New Delhi-March 2, 1996-Lost-ODI
15) 100 vs PAK-Singapore-A pril 5, 1996-Lost-ODI
16) 118 vs PAK-Sharjah-Apr il 15, 1996-Won-ODI
17) 122 vs ENG-Birmingham- 8 June 1996-Lost-Test
18) 177 vs ENG-Nottingham- 5 July 1996-Draw-Test
19) 110# vs SL-Colombo-Augu st 28, 1996-Lost-ODI
20) 114# vs SA-Mumbai-Decem ber 14, 1996-Won-ODI
21) 169# vs SA-Cape Town-4 January 1997-Lost-Test
21) 104# vs ZIM-Benoni-Febr uary 9, 1997-Won-ODI
23) 117# vs NZ-Bangalore-Ma y 14, 1997-Won-ODI
24) 143# vs SL-Colombo-3 August 1997-Draw-Test
25) 139# vs SL-Colombo-11 August 1997-Draw-Test
26) 148# vs SL-Mumbai-4 December 1997-Draw-Test
27) 155* vs AUS-Chennai-9 March 1998-Test
28) 177 vs AUS-Bangalore-2 6 March 1998-Lost-Test
29) 100 vs AUS-Kanpur-Apri l 7, 1998-Won-ODI
30) 143 vs AUS-Sharjah-Apr il 22, 1998-Lost-ODI
31) 134 vs AUS-Sharjah-Apr il 24, 1998-Won-ODI
32) 100* vs KEN-Kolkata-May 31, 1998-Won-ODI
33) 128 vs SL-Colombo-July 7, 1998-Won-ODI
34) 127* vs ZIM-Bulawayo-Se ptember 26, 1998-Won-ODI
35) 141 vs AUS-Dhaka-Octob er 28, 1998-Won-ODI
36) 118* vs ZIM-Sharjah-Nov ember 8, 1998-Won-ODI
37) 124* vs ZIM-Sharjah-Nov ember 13, 1998-Won-ODI
38) 113 vs NZ-Wellington-2 9 December 1998-Lost-Test
39) 136 vs PAK-Chennai-31 January 1999-Lost-Test
40) 124* vs SL-Colombo-28 February 1999-Draw-Test
41) 140* vs KEN-Bristol-May 23, 1999-Won-ODI
42) 120# vs SL-Colombo-Augu st 29, 1999-Won-ODI
43) 126*# vs NZ-Mohali-13 October 1999-Test
44) 217# vs NZ-Ahmedabad-30 October 1999-Draw-Test
45) 186*# vs NZ-Hyderabad-No vember 8, 1999-Won-ODI
46) 116# vs AUS-Melbourne-2 8 December 1999-Lost-Test
47) 122 vs SA-Vadodara-Mar ch 17, 2000-Won-ODI
48) 101 vs SL-Sharjah-Octo ber 20, 2000-Lost-ODI
49) 122 vs ZIM-New Delhi-21 November 2000-Won-Test
50) 201* vs ZIM-Nagpur-26 November 2000-Draw-Test
51) 146 vs ZIM-Jodhpur-Dec ember 8, 2000-Lost-ODI
52) 126 vs AUS-Chennai-20 March 2001-Won-Test
53) 139 vs AUS-Indore-Marc h 31, 2001-Won-ODI
54) 127* vs WI-Harare-July 4, 2001-Won-ODI
55) 101 vs SA-Johannesburg -October 5, 2001-Lost-ODI
56) 146 vs KEN-Paarl-Octob er 24, 2001-Won-ODI
57) 155 vs SA-Bloemfontein -3 November 2001-Lost-Test
58) 103 vs ENG-Ahmedabad-1 3 December 2001-Draw-Test
59) 176 vs ZIM-Nagpur-24 February 2002-Won-Test
60) 117 vs WI-Port of Spain-20 April 2002-Won-Test
61) 105* vs ENG-Chester-le- Street-July 4, 2002-N/R-ODI
62) 113 vs SL-Bristol-July 11, 2002-Won-ODI
63) 193 vs ENG-Leeds-23 August 2002-Won-Test
64) 176 vs WI-Kolkata-3 November 2002-Draw-Test
65) 152 vs NAMI-Pietermari tzburg-February 23, 2003-Won-ODI
66) 100 vs AUS-Gwalior-Oct ober 26, 2003-Won-ODI
67) 102 vs NZ-Hyderabad-No vember 15, 2003-Won-ODI
68) 241* vs AUS-Sydney-4 January 2004-Draw-Test
69) 141 vs PAK-Rawalpindi- March 16, 2004-Lost-ODI
70) 194* vs PAK-Multan-29 March 2004-Won-Test
71) 248* vs BAN-Dhaka-12 December 2004-Won-Test
72) 123 vs PAK-Ahmedabad-A pril 12, 2005-Lost-ODI
73) 109 vs SL-New Delhi-22 December 2005-Won-Test
74) 100 vs PAK-Peshawar-Fe bruary 6, 2006-Lost-ODI
75) 141* vs WI-Kuala Lumpur-Septembe r 14, 2006-Lost-ODI
76) 100* vs WI-Vadodara-Jan uary 31, 2007-Won-ODI
77) 101 vs BAN-Chittagong- 19 May 2007-Draw-Test
78) 122* vs BAN-Mirpur-26 May 2007-Won-Test
79) 154* vs AUS-Sydney-4 January 2008-Lost-Test
80) 153 vs AUS-Adelaide-25 January 2008-Draw-Test
81) 117* vs AUS-Sydney-Marc h 2, 2008-Won-ODI
82) 109 vs AUS-Nagpur-6 November 2008-Won-Test
83) 103* vs ENG-Chennai-15 December 2008-Won-Test
84) 163* vs NZ-Christchurch -March 8, 2009-Won-ODI
85) 160 vs NZ-Hamilton-20 March 2009-Won-Test
86) 138 vs SL-Colombo-Sept ember 14, 2009-Won-ODI
87) 175 vs AUS-Hyderabad-N ovember 5, 2009-Lost-ODI
88) 100* vs SL-Ahmedabad-20 November 2009-Draw-Test
89) 105* vs BAN-Chittagong- 18 January 2010-Won-Test
90) 143 vs BAN-Mirpur-25 January 2010-Won-Test
91) 100 vs SA-Nagpur-9 February 2010-Lost-Test
92) 106 vs SA-Kolkata-15 February 2010-Won-Test
93) 200* vs SA-Gwalior-Febr uary 24, 2010-Won-ODI
94) 203 vs SL-Colombo-28 July 2010-Draw-Test
95) 214 vs AUS-Bangalore-1 1 October 2010-Won-Test
96) 111* vs SA-Centurion-19 December 2010-Lost-Test
97) 146 vs SA-Cape Town-4 January 2011-Draw-Test
98) 120 vs ENG-Bangalore-F ebruary 27, 2011-Tied-ODI
99) 111 vs SA-Nagpur-March 12, 2011-Lost-ODI
===========100= =======
100* vs BAN-Mirpur-16 March,2012- (ODI)
*denotes that he remained not out.
#denotes that he was the captain of the Indian team in that match.
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1) 119* vs ENG-Manchester- 14 August 1990-Draw-Test
2) 148* vs AUS-Sydney-6 January 1992-Draw-Test
3) 114 vs AUS-Perth-3 February 1992-Lost-Test
4) 111 vs SA-Johannesburg -28 November 1992-Draw-Test
5) 165 vs ENG-Chennai-12 February 1993-Won-Test
6) 104* vs SL-Colombo-31 July 1993-Won-Test
7) 142 vs SL-Lucknow-19 January 1994-Won-Test
8) 110 vs AUS-Colombo-Sep tember 9, 1994-Won-ODI
9) 115 vs NZ-Vadodara-Oct ober 28, 1994-Won-ODI
10) 105 vs WI-Jaipur-Novem ber 11, 1994-Won-ODI
11) 179 vs WI-Nagpur-2 December 1994-Draw-Test
12) 112* vs SL-Sharjah-Apri l 9, 1995-Won-ODI
13) 127* vs KEN-Cuttack-Feb ruary 18, 1996-Won-ODI
14) 137 vs SL-New Delhi-March 2, 1996-Lost-ODI
15) 100 vs PAK-Singapore-A pril 5, 1996-Lost-ODI
16) 118 vs PAK-Sharjah-Apr il 15, 1996-Won-ODI
17) 122 vs ENG-Birmingham- 8 June 1996-Lost-Test
18) 177 vs ENG-Nottingham- 5 July 1996-Draw-Test
19) 110# vs SL-Colombo-Augu st 28, 1996-Lost-ODI
20) 114# vs SA-Mumbai-Decem ber 14, 1996-Won-ODI
21) 169# vs SA-Cape Town-4 January 1997-Lost-Test
21) 104# vs ZIM-Benoni-Febr uary 9, 1997-Won-ODI
23) 117# vs NZ-Bangalore-Ma y 14, 1997-Won-ODI
24) 143# vs SL-Colombo-3 August 1997-Draw-Test
25) 139# vs SL-Colombo-11 August 1997-Draw-Test
26) 148# vs SL-Mumbai-4 December 1997-Draw-Test
27) 155* vs AUS-Chennai-9 March 1998-Test
28) 177 vs AUS-Bangalore-2 6 March 1998-Lost-Test
29) 100 vs AUS-Kanpur-Apri l 7, 1998-Won-ODI
30) 143 vs AUS-Sharjah-Apr il 22, 1998-Lost-ODI
31) 134 vs AUS-Sharjah-Apr il 24, 1998-Won-ODI
32) 100* vs KEN-Kolkata-May 31, 1998-Won-ODI
33) 128 vs SL-Colombo-July 7, 1998-Won-ODI
34) 127* vs ZIM-Bulawayo-Se ptember 26, 1998-Won-ODI
35) 141 vs AUS-Dhaka-Octob er 28, 1998-Won-ODI
36) 118* vs ZIM-Sharjah-Nov ember 8, 1998-Won-ODI
37) 124* vs ZIM-Sharjah-Nov ember 13, 1998-Won-ODI
38) 113 vs NZ-Wellington-2 9 December 1998-Lost-Test
39) 136 vs PAK-Chennai-31 January 1999-Lost-Test
40) 124* vs SL-Colombo-28 February 1999-Draw-Test
41) 140* vs KEN-Bristol-May 23, 1999-Won-ODI
42) 120# vs SL-Colombo-Augu st 29, 1999-Won-ODI
43) 126*# vs NZ-Mohali-13 October 1999-Test
44) 217# vs NZ-Ahmedabad-30 October 1999-Draw-Test
45) 186*# vs NZ-Hyderabad-No vember 8, 1999-Won-ODI
46) 116# vs AUS-Melbourne-2 8 December 1999-Lost-Test
47) 122 vs SA-Vadodara-Mar ch 17, 2000-Won-ODI
48) 101 vs SL-Sharjah-Octo ber 20, 2000-Lost-ODI
49) 122 vs ZIM-New Delhi-21 November 2000-Won-Test
50) 201* vs ZIM-Nagpur-26 November 2000-Draw-Test
51) 146 vs ZIM-Jodhpur-Dec ember 8, 2000-Lost-ODI
52) 126 vs AUS-Chennai-20 March 2001-Won-Test
53) 139 vs AUS-Indore-Marc h 31, 2001-Won-ODI
54) 127* vs WI-Harare-July 4, 2001-Won-ODI
55) 101 vs SA-Johannesburg -October 5, 2001-Lost-ODI
56) 146 vs KEN-Paarl-Octob er 24, 2001-Won-ODI
57) 155 vs SA-Bloemfontein -3 November 2001-Lost-Test
58) 103 vs ENG-Ahmedabad-1 3 December 2001-Draw-Test
59) 176 vs ZIM-Nagpur-24 February 2002-Won-Test
60) 117 vs WI-Port of Spain-20 April 2002-Won-Test
61) 105* vs ENG-Chester-le- Street-July 4, 2002-N/R-ODI
62) 113 vs SL-Bristol-July 11, 2002-Won-ODI
63) 193 vs ENG-Leeds-23 August 2002-Won-Test
64) 176 vs WI-Kolkata-3 November 2002-Draw-Test
65) 152 vs NAMI-Pietermari tzburg-February 23, 2003-Won-ODI
66) 100 vs AUS-Gwalior-Oct ober 26, 2003-Won-ODI
67) 102 vs NZ-Hyderabad-No vember 15, 2003-Won-ODI
68) 241* vs AUS-Sydney-4 January 2004-Draw-Test
69) 141 vs PAK-Rawalpindi- March 16, 2004-Lost-ODI
70) 194* vs PAK-Multan-29 March 2004-Won-Test
71) 248* vs BAN-Dhaka-12 December 2004-Won-Test
72) 123 vs PAK-Ahmedabad-A pril 12, 2005-Lost-ODI
73) 109 vs SL-New Delhi-22 December 2005-Won-Test
74) 100 vs PAK-Peshawar-Fe bruary 6, 2006-Lost-ODI
75) 141* vs WI-Kuala Lumpur-Septembe r 14, 2006-Lost-ODI
76) 100* vs WI-Vadodara-Jan uary 31, 2007-Won-ODI
77) 101 vs BAN-Chittagong- 19 May 2007-Draw-Test
78) 122* vs BAN-Mirpur-26 May 2007-Won-Test
79) 154* vs AUS-Sydney-4 January 2008-Lost-Test
80) 153 vs AUS-Adelaide-25 January 2008-Draw-Test
81) 117* vs AUS-Sydney-Marc h 2, 2008-Won-ODI
82) 109 vs AUS-Nagpur-6 November 2008-Won-Test
83) 103* vs ENG-Chennai-15 December 2008-Won-Test
84) 163* vs NZ-Christchurch -March 8, 2009-Won-ODI
85) 160 vs NZ-Hamilton-20 March 2009-Won-Test
86) 138 vs SL-Colombo-Sept ember 14, 2009-Won-ODI
87) 175 vs AUS-Hyderabad-N ovember 5, 2009-Lost-ODI
88) 100* vs SL-Ahmedabad-20 November 2009-Draw-Test
89) 105* vs BAN-Chittagong- 18 January 2010-Won-Test
90) 143 vs BAN-Mirpur-25 January 2010-Won-Test
91) 100 vs SA-Nagpur-9 February 2010-Lost-Test
92) 106 vs SA-Kolkata-15 February 2010-Won-Test
93) 200* vs SA-Gwalior-Febr uary 24, 2010-Won-ODI
94) 203 vs SL-Colombo-28 July 2010-Draw-Test
95) 214 vs AUS-Bangalore-1 1 October 2010-Won-Test
96) 111* vs SA-Centurion-19 December 2010-Lost-Test
97) 146 vs SA-Cape Town-4 January 2011-Draw-Test
98) 120 vs ENG-Bangalore-F ebruary 27, 2011-Tied-ODI
99) 111 vs SA-Nagpur-March 12, 2011-Lost-ODI
===========100= =======
100* vs BAN-Mirpur-16 March,2012- (ODI)
*denotes that he remained not out.
#denotes that he was the captain of the Indian team in that match.
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Har ek eng zaroori hota h
Har ek Engineer zaroori hota hai
Engine ke liye jaise fuel hota hai
Vaise har ek engineer zaroori hota hai
Aise har ek engineer zaroori hota hai
Koi memory ki size ko badhaye
Koi gadgets ko compact banaye
Ek teri chizo ko sahi kare
Aur ek tere dimag ka dahi kare
Koi “COMP SCI” koi “ mechanical, Civil” hota
hai
Par hare k engineer Zaroori hota hai!!
Ek ghadi ghadi kehta hai hai yeh kaise hota
hai?
Aur ek har ghadi kehta hai jaise bhi ho i
don’t care!
Technology ka koi ghoomta phirta satellite
Koi banata antivirus jo kare virus se fight
Koi “EXTC” koi “I.T” hota hai
Par har ek engineer zaroori hota hai!!
Smart engineer koi bookish engineer
Koi dusre ke program ko chori
Karne wala brainless engineer
Java wala CS engineer
Engine buddy, microwave buddy, robotics
buddy,
Architect buudy,IC buddy,Marine buddy
Evry buddy……sab buddy ya XYZ
Par har ek engineer sabka baap hota hai
IS liye har ek engineer zarooori hotahai
Engineering padh padh ke bheja roast hota
hai
Par roasted bheja bhi zaroori hot Hai
Therefore har ek engineer zaroori hota hai
Engine ke liye jaise fuel hota hai
Vaise har ek engineer zaroori hota hai
Aise har ek engineer zaroori hota hai
Koi memory ki size ko badhaye
Koi gadgets ko compact banaye
Ek teri chizo ko sahi kare
Aur ek tere dimag ka dahi kare
Koi “COMP SCI” koi “ mechanical, Civil” hota
hai
Par hare k engineer Zaroori hota hai!!
Ek ghadi ghadi kehta hai hai yeh kaise hota
hai?
Aur ek har ghadi kehta hai jaise bhi ho i
don’t care!
Technology ka koi ghoomta phirta satellite
Koi banata antivirus jo kare virus se fight
Koi “EXTC” koi “I.T” hota hai
Par har ek engineer zaroori hota hai!!
Smart engineer koi bookish engineer
Koi dusre ke program ko chori
Karne wala brainless engineer
Java wala CS engineer
Engine buddy, microwave buddy, robotics
buddy,
Architect buudy,IC buddy,Marine buddy
Evry buddy……sab buddy ya XYZ
Par har ek engineer sabka baap hota hai
IS liye har ek engineer zarooori hotahai
Engineering padh padh ke bheja roast hota
hai
Par roasted bheja bhi zaroori hot Hai
Therefore har ek engineer zaroori hota hai
Khatarnak child
Extraordinarily khatarnak studnt :-)
Teachr-Do u know Avogadro's numbr?
Student-Avogadr o ladka tha ya ladki?
Teachr-ladka
student-sorry dude mai ladko ke number nahi rakhta! ;)
Teachr-Do u know Avogadro's numbr?
Student-Avogadr o ladka tha ya ladki?
Teachr-ladka
student-sorry dude mai ladko ke number nahi rakhta! ;)
Grls
Girl Psychology :
1. Hume baat karni chahiye→Tu mera kaha maan samjha :@
↓
2. I like your hair-style → Pat jaa na yaar. Kyun itna
time khaa raha hai :/
↓
3. Main kaisi dikh rahi
hoon→Bol main sabse sundar ladkihoon duniya ki.. !!
.
↓
4. I'm busy →Thoda dusro k saathflirt karne de. Saaratime tujhe thodi na dungi
.
↓
5. Tum samajhte kya ho apne aapko →Im breakingup with you verysoon
.
↓
6. I need a small favour from you →Oye Kutte. Ye
kaam kar mera chal.
.
↓
.
.
.
.
.
7. It's Okey = Tu aaj tadap tadap ke marega saale.. :@
1. Hume baat karni chahiye→Tu mera kaha maan samjha :@
↓
2. I like your hair-style → Pat jaa na yaar. Kyun itna
time khaa raha hai :/
↓
3. Main kaisi dikh rahi
hoon→Bol main sabse sundar ladkihoon duniya ki.. !!
.
↓
4. I'm busy →Thoda dusro k saathflirt karne de. Saaratime tujhe thodi na dungi
.
↓
5. Tum samajhte kya ho apne aapko →Im breakingup with you verysoon
.
↓
6. I need a small favour from you →Oye Kutte. Ye
kaam kar mera chal.
.
↓
.
.
.
.
.
7. It's Okey = Tu aaj tadap tadap ke marega saale.. :@
Gud mrning
Beware of other duplicate Morning wishers"
I'm the only Authorised ISO 2007 certified dealer in morning wishes..
I wish an Orignal Sweet gOOd Morning 2 U...
I'm the only Authorised ISO 2007 certified dealer in morning wishes..
I wish an Orignal Sweet gOOd Morning 2 U...
Eng colg ki halat
Kripya dhyaan dein--
"Engg. colleges me ki gyi kisi bhi
tarah ki padhai puri tarah se
kalpnik hai....
Iska kisi bhi achchi naukri se koi
sambandh nhi h..
yadi ise padhne par kisi ko achi
naukri milti hai toh use matra ek
sanyog maana jaaega....
ye sandesh " EN'g'INEERS
association"
dwara janhit mein jaari"...;) :D
"Engg. colleges me ki gyi kisi bhi
tarah ki padhai puri tarah se
kalpnik hai....
Iska kisi bhi achchi naukri se koi
sambandh nhi h..
yadi ise padhne par kisi ko achi
naukri milti hai toh use matra ek
sanyog maana jaaega....
ye sandesh " EN'g'INEERS
association"
dwara janhit mein jaari"...;) :D
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