Prposal

Cutest PROPOSE In KG Class ❤
Girl : Kya Tu Mele Ko Apna Address Dega?
Boy : Pal Kyu?
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Girl : Abhi Learn Ker Lungi na
Kyuki Bad Me To Wo Melaa Bi Addres Hoga Na
Shhhtupid.
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Exam song

Latest Exam time song -

"Subah hone na de,
Saath khone na de,
Ek dusre ko hum sone na de"Warna
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Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o ;-)

Nothing importance of study

Father : why don't u just go and study?
Pappu : what for?
Father: U will get good marks...
Pappu : then?
Father: U will get a good job...
.....Pappu: then?
Father: U will have big house, new car...
Pappu : so what after that?
Father: after that U can relax...
Pappu : So what do u think I m doing right now? :D
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Kanjoos

Ek baba G ne farmaya..
Kanjoos admi ke 3 nishaniyan hain
1) naye kapre hony k bawajod purany kapre pehny
2) khany k ley jaib me pesy ho mager phir bhe bhoka rahay
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3) beta tesri nishani ye hay k
Es Page ki Posting perty hain
apni wall pe copy paste b kerty hain
phir bhe like nahi karty
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Blind love

A b0y n a girl makes a plane 0fsucide,
when they reached 0n m0untain,
the b0y jumped first,
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The grl cl0se her eyes n return back with saying,
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L0ve is blind,
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The b0y 0pend his parash0ot in the air n said.
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L0ve never dies.. :D ;)

Indian kanjuus

kanjus of the millennium:
Ek kanjus 14 floor se gir raha tha.
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Girte waqt usne apni kitchen ki khidki pe biwi ko roti banatedekha,
Toh woh zor se chilaya,
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Meri roti mat banana....aaaaa aaaaaaaa !:P

Chuue ki prblem

I think
RBI should declare
"Eclairs"as the new one Rupee

and

"Chloromint"as the new 50 Paisa..

Sala koi b dukandaar chhutte ki jaga yahi deta hai.. :D
♥ Hit'like'if u agree.

India's lazy people

Scientists have proved that
2904583181 people on the earth
are lazy,,,
Because,,
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They did not even read this number.. :P ;-) :-x
Thumbs up if you haven't read
the number :P :D
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T.V ads

TELEBRANDS-AD
Hi frnds..
Phle mai bahut dukhi rhta tha!:-(
... Hmesha hatash rhta tha:-|
Mujhse pdhai nhi ho pati thi:-/
Ek novel cmplt krne me mahino lg jate the!:-x
Ghrwalo k taane sun k ro diya krta tha.;-(
Fir mene is nye course k baare me suna- *..
ENGINEERING..*
Ye vakai lajwaab h!!:-P
Ab me ek puri buk 1 raat me cmplte kr deta hu.:-)
Duniya bhar k taane or
galiya hans k sun leta hu.;-)
Kitni b musibt aaye khush rhta hu.:-)
Sach me, ye asrdaar hai!

Girl reaction

3 reactions of a girl without having bf.
1) main nahi padti in chakkro main.
2) gharwale important hain. Bf kuch nahi.
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3) sab ladke kutte hote hain.
Same girl after having bf.
1) yar ptani kese ho gaya pyar.
2) gharwale manane padege. Ladka
Muje bahot pyar krta hain.
3) bas yahi accha hain , baki sab kutte hain...lol

Gf means

Bhai ko Bhai Se juda kar Detihai"GF"
Maa ko Bete se juda kar deti hai"GF"
Bivi ko Shohar Se Lada Deti hai"GF"
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Insan ko Duniya se juda kar deti hai"GF"
Ghar main jhagda Paida kar deti hai"GF"
"GF"means"Ghala t Fehmi"hai jo is Waqt Aap ko B Hovi Hai... :xD :P

Santa banta

Army Training k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye hath me kia hai?
Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!
Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hathme ye kya hai?
Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!! :D:D
santa and banta
hats off yaar
hehehe

New bazigar

Kabhi kabhi jeetne k liye harna padta h,
aur har k jeetne wale ko
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Engineer kehete h :P
Bajigar ka zamana gaya beta:D

Height of flirting

Height of flirting ......!!!!!
When you are listening to a sad song and can't decide......
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Kaun si ladki k baare me sochajaye...! :D :D :-P
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Cheating

Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km
Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km

Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors...
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors.
Monday to"SUNDAY"= 7 days"SUNDAY"to Monday ="1 day"
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This is cheating !! Cheating Cheating Cheating :(

There is 1 truth

Neechay Ek SACH LIKHA Hai...
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Hahahahaha
Uper Jhoot Likha tha. :-
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Today 's grl

Aajkal Ladkiyo k college
bag me copy kitaab ki jaga
kya kya samaan milega??
EK kanghi
Ek perfume ki chhoti sisi..
Ek facial cream.
Ek eyebrow set karne wali
kanghi
Lakme moisturizer..
3-4 rumaal...
Lakme compact
Lakme kajal
Ek chhota sa sisa..
Balo mai lagane wale 3-4
pin..
Class mai b makeup karti
hai aur Fir bolti hai boys
hamey ghurte kyun rehte
hai :P :xD

Techr student

Teacher-dahi ka english btao.
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student sochne k baad- milk soying in early night nd jaaging savere tight tight:D:P

Wife is a problem

ONE day a wife asked her husband why he kept a pictureof her in his wallet.
"Whenever I have a problem, no matter how big, I look at your picture and feel much better,"he said.
"I have that much power over you?" the wife asked, excited.
"Yes,"he said,"When I look at your picture, I tell myself thatmy other problems are not nearly as big as this one." :D:D
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Have u note that

Have you ever noticed that when you shout"HEY IDIOT...."!!
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About 10 people turn around ??? ;) :D

Rajni Joke

Rajnikant's Fb Status -
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Those Who Will Not Like This Status
Will Not Be Able To Use Facebook Anymore.
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After 0.0001 Seconds

He Got
Notification - Mark Zuckerberg And Million Others Like This.

Er. Joke

An engineer was arrested for speeding

Judge: kya proof he ki tum car speed me nahi chala rahe the?

student: Sir, main apne bap k 7 result lene college ja raha tha tabhi ............... .
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Judge:Bus kar pagle.
rulayga kya
Riha kar do Bichare Masooom ko:( :P

Er. Joke

*How To Identify Engineering Students*

One who asks his/her friend"Pass Ho Jayega"?

and feels relieved and relaxed to hear"Nahi Yaar":P :D

Gabbar

Gabbar ne sholey film
me thakur ke hath kyo
kate the?
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kyo
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kyoki Thakur gabar ki
post par Like nahi
karta tha.
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I hope,
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Samajdar ko ishara kafi
hai.:

Grls on the top

Its a Girl's World !!

If a Gal laughs Loudly -->She is Cheerful.

If a Boy laughs Loudly -->He is Manner less!!! huh!!

If a Gal talks Sweetly -->She is Charming.

If a Boy talks Sweetly -->He is Flirting!! duh!!

If a Gal is Shopping -->She is Trendy.

If a Boy is Shopping -->He is Wasting Parents Money!!!

If a Gal is Silent -->She is Shy.

If a Boy is Silent -->He is Rude.!!!

If a Gal Walk in a Group -->Its a Group.
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f a Boy Walk in a Group -->Its a Gang.!!

Sala waat hamesha Boys ki hi lagti h :( :P

Good Morning Engineers :)

Take care,keep rocking \m/

:P ♥

Break up style

New StyLe Of Break up ♥ :)
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Will U Be My Ex ? :P

English man

Angrez Darwaza kholne ko Hindi me
kaise kahega...
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U dnt knw......?
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Mai btata hu......
Wo kahega"THERE WAS A COLD DAY."
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Say ten times khud smjh aa jayega.. :P
Try This Its Vry Funny :-P :D
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Er. Joke

Salesmen (engineers will love this)

An enthusiastic but somewhat unscrupulous salesman was waiting to see the purchasing agent of an engineering firm. The salesman was there to submit his company's bid, or price quote, for a particular job. He couldn't help but notice, however, that a competitor's bid was on the purchasing agent's desk. Unfortunately, the actual figure was covered by a juice can. The temptation to see the amount quoted became too much, and the salesman reached over and lifted the can. His heart sank as he watched thousands of BB pellets pour from the bottomless can and scatter across the floor.

Two Behre

Ek behra apni scooter ko dhakelta hua jaa raha tha..

Tabhi saamne se ek aur behra aaya.

2nd Behra : Kya hua petrol khatam ho gaya??
1st Behra: Nahi petrol khatam ho gaya.

2nd Behra: Achha mujhe laga petrol khatam ho gaya :) :D :P
hehehe

Truely awesome

Waiter:Wat do u want?

Boy:How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs?

Waiter:Rs.15

Then d BOY checked his pocket&asked cost of small cone?

Waiter irritated n said Rs.12.

Boy ordered a small cone,had it,paid bill&left.

When da waiter came to pick da EMPTY PLATE tears rolled down 4m his eyes.

u know y....?

The boy had left Rs.3 as TIP for him...

MAKE EVERY ONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING U HAVE :)

Sardar ji cool

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of
good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
...Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected.

Fb

Fcbk ki 3 famous cheezein kon c hein..??
Sochne ki koi zarorat nai, main bata deta hon,
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1 : Status
2 : Likes
3 : Comments =P =D

Ur name in japanese

Try ur name in japanese!

A-ka
B-tu
C-mi
D-te
E-ku
F-lu
G-ji
H-ri
I-ki
J-zu
K-me
L-ta
M-rin
N-to
O-mo
P-no
Q-ke
R-shi
S-ari
T-chi
U-do
V-ru
W-mei
X-na
Y-fu
z-zi.

Write Ur Japanese Name As A Comment:P

Value of Er.

A Engg. Student's GF asked him: kya exam me 1 ya 2 bar back aanese degree ki valuekam ho jaati hai???
Engg. Student ne apni pocketse 500 ka note nikala or puchaiski kya value h ???
GF- Rs.500
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Engg. Student ne use mutthi me mod k pucha ab ???
GF-500
Then he crushed the note with his foot & asked again....
GF-500
Engg Student jaanu hum enGineer bhi isi 500 k note kitarah hote hai, hume kitna b ragad lo hamari value kam nhi hogi =))

True friend

A real friend is like a song in your mobile.
When Its new to you,
You listen it all the time.
Gradually You start listening other songs & forgettin that one.
Aftr a span of time You delete that song from ur mobile.
You don't hear that song thenyears after,
When You listen to that song somewhere else,
You remember the old tunes.
You leave all the other things just to listen it,
You search your mobile but the old song is not there.
In the end You try with every mean that You get that old song back in your mobile :)
That's why its said to value the people you have.
They may not be your favourite now
But they were the best tunes You once had....! ♥
Good Morning Engineers \m/
Have a Great Sunday Ahead ♥:D

Salman joke

Salman Khan: Kitne % Log samajhte hai ki meri aur Katrina Kaif ki shaadi hogi?
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Pappu: Sirf 10%
Salman: Kyun?
Pappu: Kyunki baaki 90% log khud Katrina se shaadi karna chahte hain :D :0

Fb

That happiest moment On Facebook ..
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When you are fighting on some one status and your friends support u by liking ur comments :P
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Especially female friend :P :D

Er joke

ENGINEER: I can kiss u evenwithout touching u
Girl: U cant
ENGG: Lage 50/50 ke shart?
Girl: okay
boy tighttttly kissed her :*
Girl: Hey u touched me:P
ENGG: To le na 50 rupay roti
kyu hai :P

Break up joke

Girl: Aaj se hamara rishta khatam
Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte
hain..
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Boy: Thik hai RECHARGE sestart karte hain.
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Girl: AWwWwWwWw....Ab Janu se mazaq b nahi kar sakti kya ?
HaHaHaHaHaHa ;)

Importent fact about india

Interesting facts about India(you may or may not know....!) ♥
> The famous board game, called Chess, was invented in India.
> In India's 100,000 years of history, it has never invaded any other country.
> India is the 7th largest country in the world,
the largest democracy and one of the oldest civilizations.
> India was one of the richest countries in the world before the British invasion in 17th century.
> The value of "pi" used in mathematics was first calculated by the Indian mathematician Budhayana in 6th century.
> India is one of the largest exporter of computer software products. It exportssoftware to over 90countries.
> India is home to the world's largest pilgrimage destination called the Vishnu Temple. Thetemple is located in the city ofTirupati. About an average of30,000 people visit this temple donating about $6 million US dollars, everyday.
> India originated Yoga about5,000 years ago.
> India has the most number of mosques.
It has 300,000 mosques.
> Christians and Jews have been living in India since 52 A.D. and 200 B.C. respectively.
> India has the highest bridge in the world . It is called Bailey Bridge and is located inLadakh between the Dras andSuru rivers in the Himalayas.
> Before 1986, India was the only place in the world where Diamonds could be found.
> The world's first University was established in India . The University was established in 700 B.C.at the place of Takshashila.
> The biggest and the largest employer in the world is IndianRailways which employs over amillion people.
> India has the highest cricketground in the world. It is located in the northern state of India called Himachal Pradesh.
The cricket ground is 2444 meters above the sea level andwas built in 1893.
> Most important studies of Mathematics like calculus, trigonometry and algebra were originated in India.>
Taj Mahal which is among theseven wonders of the world is in India. Taj Mahal was built over a long period of 11 years.
> India has the most number of post offices in the world.
Be proud to be an INDIAN. Be proud to be a part of such historical country!!
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Loving story

Do chidiyo ki luv story:-
1 din chida bola:Muje chor kr kbi tum ud to nhi jaogi:P
Chidiya : Ud jaun to tum pakad lena.
Chida : Me tumhe pakar saktahu par fir pa nhi sakta.
chidiya ki ankhon me ansu aa
gaye usne apne pankh tod liye or boli ab ham hamesa sath rahenge.
Ek din jor se tufan aya chida udne laga.
Tabhi chidiya boli tum udd
jao me nahi urd sakti.
Chida- apna khayal rakhana kehkar urd gaya.
Jab tufan thama aur
chida vapas aaya to usne dekha ki chidiya mar chuki thi:(
Aur ek dali par likha tha~
kaash wo ek bar to kehta ki metume nahi chor sakta
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To shayad mein tufan aane se
pehle nahi marti :(
Thats Love Simply Uncomparable ♥♥
Gud Night People :)
Kal Fir Milenge:P
Take Care,Keep Rocking:D

Fb

Ek ladki ne mujhe poke...kiya...
fhir kya tha
maine use poke kiya.... ...........
usne mujhe dubara poke kiya....:O
me bhi konsa kaam tha maine use fhir se
poke kiya :D
fhir usne poke kiya ...
fhir maine poke kiya...
fhir usne poke kiya
fhir maine poke..kiya..
aise karte karte h 10 din ho gye :P
akhir kar..
ladki ne har manke mujhe Frd req bhejdi aur
me jeet Gaya :D :D
moral of the story...ye jarori nahi h ki boys hi
req send kare :)

Childhood memory

In the memory of 90's-
When d most popular games were "Chupan-Chupai" ,"Pakdam-Pakdai ","Oonch-Niich, "Barf-Pani.."
When d best delights were"Orange-Goli"," Pop-Corn","Raja Ka khajana","Kismi bar.."
When we were not allowed to watch late night movie on DD-1,but we managed it somehow..
When decision were made by"Akkad-Bakkad Bambay Bow.."
When while playing cricket,rule was-"Ghar me jana out aur jo marega wo hi le kr aayega.."
When d best defensive dialog was-"Jo kehta h wo hi hota h","Same To U","Back To U.."
Childish But Uncountable Memories..:)

student's lyf truth

Engineering students ki life ke 3 sawaal jiss ka jawaab woh aaj tak nahi de paye,aur nah he de payenge,aur jo de gaye woh.Engineer nahi..
> College kyun nahi aate?
> Itna hans kyun rahe ho?
The most amazing one during viva..
> Kya padh kar aaye ho???
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Indian student

A Engg. Student's GF asked him: kya exam me 1 ya 2 bar back aanese degree ki valuekam ho jaati hai???
Engg. Student ne apni pocketse 500 ka note nikala or puchaiski kya value h ???
GF- Rs.500
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Engg. Student ne use mutthi me mod k pucha ab ???
GF-500
Then he crushed the note with his foot & asked again....
GF-500
Engg Student jaanu hum enGineer bhi isi 500 k note kitarah hote hai, hume kitna b ragad lo hamari value kam nhi hogi =))

Indian student

We Indian student s are always the best"..
Look how We study
1)Before Paper Unnecessary sms to frndz.
2)Plan each day to study but end of the day- "Kal se pakka"..
3)We waste all our time in counting chapters instead of doing them.
4)We want break after every two pages..
5)Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry..
6)v even start liking doordarshan..
7)About every hard topic we think- "lagta nhi k ye aayega"
8)Before starting study, message to friends "kitna padha? Me kya padhu?"
9)Right now You are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends.
10)On each point You smiled, ‘n think "hum per to bilkul set hai“ :D

Gud mrning

Subah subah zindagi ki shuruaat hoti h,
Kisi apne se bat ho to khas hoti h,
Has k pyar se apno ko gudmrngbolo to khushiyan apne ap sath hoti he,

True friend

Ache dost White Colour jaise hote hai,
white mein koi b color mix karoto naya colr ban sakta hai,
par duniya k sare colr mix karke b white color nahi bn sakta... Gud mrng

Engineer

Engineering students ki life ke 3 sawaal jiss ka jawaab woh aaj tak nahi de paye,aur nah he de payenge,aur jo de gaye woh.Engineer nahi..
> College kyun nahi aate?
> Itna hans kyun rahe ho?
The most amazing one during viva..
> Kya padh kar aaye ho???
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Friendship

2 friends sitting on a hill top.
1st: If I tel u to jump down, will you do?
2nd: Yes, I will.
1st: Why?
2nd: Because I know you will catch my hand & pull me up.
1st: If i dont, then?
2nd:Then I'll die with the belief that my friend tried his best but could not save me...
"Friendship is not about doing something but about beliving someone" !
Dedicated to my friends!!!

Hahaha

2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura nahi maan na chahiye..
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1st wo: jo facebook par gaali de raha ho..
(kyuki wo bechara real me kuch nahi kar sakta.)
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2nd wo: jo exam me apka viva le raha ho..
(kyuki aap uska kuch nahi kar sakte.) :D :P

Smart story

Kaminepan ki sabse badi hadd:D
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Apane school ki sunata hu ek prem kahani,
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Ek topper thi ladki
jo thi percentage Ki Rani
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Sweet story

Must read...
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year
old son. People call her a slut, no one knows
she was raped at 13.
People call another man fat. No one knows he
has a serious disease causing him to be
overweight.
People call an old man ugly. No one knows he
had a serious injury to the face fighting for
our country in the war.
Click Like, If You Hate Those Who Judge People
Without Knowing Them...

Dnt make joke on sardar

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Ek baar ek college ka group picnik pe delhi gaya.
Jaise hi train se utra ek riksha wale ko rukaya aur
pura delhi dikhane k liye usse
fix kiya.
Rikshawala saradar tha.
Tabhi sabako masti chadhi unhone ek dusare ko
sardaar wale joke sunana chalu kiya
Par Wo sardaar gussa hone k bajay inke sath has
raha tha.
Toh ladke confuse ho gaye.
Sab kuch ghumne k baad wo train station par
aagaye aur unhone rikshawale ko uske paise de
diye
Tabhi riksha wale sardaar ne har ek student k
haat pe 1 rs ka sikka rakha.
Toh ek ladke ne pucha humaneaap par itne
jokes sunaye apko gussa nai aya???
Upar se aap hume paise de rahe ho?
Toh wo sardar bola
Aap ki umar hai aap nai karoge to kaun karega
masti.
Aap jb apne shehar jaoo wahakahi bhi sardar
bhikari apke pass aye to ye sikka usse de dena.
But aaj bhi wo coin un ladko kjeb mai hai
Ek bhi sardaar bhik nai mangata
Wo garage kholega, truck chalayega but bhik nai
mangega
They contribute 35% tax fromindia
They are only 1.4 % of total population
There are more than 50,000 soilders in Indian
army they help 45% charitis [:)]
They Fought their bloods out for Independence
Respect Them, Love Them \♥/
& Never Crack Jokes on Them:)
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Rajni joke

Rajnikant shaadi me dhol bajaraha tha....
Ek "Alien" aaya aur bola....
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Bhaiya thoda dhire dhol bajao,
mere bete ka kal exam hai....:D :D

Rajni joke

In 2010, Rajnikanth released a
film named Robot
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The history will repeat,
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In 3010,Robots will release a film
named Rajnikanth :P :D

Shayari

1 din mujhse kaha Bhagwan ne: Mat kar intezar is janam me uska, Milna mushkil hai..
Maine bhi keh diya : Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam me to mumkin hai..
Phir Bhagwan ne kaha : Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtaega..(-_ -)
Muskura ke maine kaha : Dekhte hain tu kitna meri ruh ko tadpayega..
Phir Bhagwan ne kaha : Hatausse, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hu..
Maine kaha : Aa niche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra, tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulwata hu..
Gusse mein kaha Bhagwan ne: Mat
bhool apni aukat tu to ek insan hai..(>_<)
Maine kaha : Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur Saabitkar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai..

JOKE

Examiner: y r u under tension
Did u forget admit card or ID?
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Student: No sir!!
By mistake I have brought tomorrow exam's pharray today:-)
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Fb status

A Girl Updated her Status on facebook: " :(( "
1st Boy Commented:
What happened Babes? Am there for you ?? :/
*She Blocked Him*
2nd Boy Commeted: aawww My Baby,
I Love you... Please don't Cry.. :(
*She Blocked Him too.. =$*
3rd Boy Commeted: Hat be Kuttii.. =O
Jab Dekho Roti rehti hai facebook pe..!! =@
*She Blocked him too..*
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4th Boy Commented: Kya huaDear ??
Kya Main Aapki Kuch Help karoon ???
She Commented back:
Haan BHAIYA.. Inbox mein Batati hun..!! =)
** This Time.. The Boy Blocked Her.. =P =D **

JOKE

Mein T.V ka antinna thek karny chaat par gia he tha
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Chand nazar aa gia,chand nazar aa gia:p
lo batao ab haseen log chaat par bhi na jayin :p :D ;- )
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JOKE

Ek Adult joke ki bottom line thi
"Those who Understand
Like it otherwise go and
watch Pogo...!!!";-)
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Next minute saari ladkiyaan
Pogo dekh rahi thi ye soch kar ke
joke ka meaning ab
ayega... :P

LOVE

I believe in, `Love at first sight` - MOm ♥
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because I`ve been loving my mother since I opened my eyes

JOKE

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani.

Now in 2011 MukeshAmbani planning 2 buy IDBI bank. Dis shows nothing is impossible. . . . Now in 2012, SBI Bank rejected loan 4 me. But in 2025,. . . . I'm planning to Apply 4 loan again.

B'coz its Govt bank, v can't buy it.

Der is a limit 4 evrything. :P :P

JOKE.

Itne dino baad kal jb books kholi to 1 raaz khula.
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Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata
Oh teri !! ye bhi ni aata..! :D:P
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Its true and ri8

Best Religion-"Jain"

Best Festival"Paryus han"

Best Granth-"Aagam"

Best Mantra-"Navkar"

Best Love"JeevDaya"

Best voice"JinVani"

Best slogan"Jai Jinendra

JOKE

Touching story:
A boy and a girl went for a walk.
While walking, the boy hits his leg to a stone & starts bleeding.
He looks at the girl hoping that she would tear her dupatta and wrap it around his leg.
The girl looks in his eyes and says:
"Sochiyo bhi mat hero! Ye mera Designer suit hai" :P

MOHIT

How Do Teachers Complete Syllabus:
Unit-1: This Is Just Introduction, No Need To Teach..
Unit-2: Very Easy Topic, You Can Study On Your Own.
Unit-3: This Has Already BeenDiscussed In Last Class.
Unit-4: This Topic Is Directly Given In Text Book As It Is, So I Don't Need To Teach It.
Unit-5: Now Who Is Ready forthe seminar.. ? :P :D
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BAJAJ

valentine week special
A poor boy loved a rich girl. One day the boy proposed her.Then the girl said, "listen! yourmonthly salary is my daily handexpenses. Should I be involved
with you? How could you thought that? I will never loveyou. So,
forget me 'n get engaged with someone else of your level." But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily.
10 years later.
One day they became face to face in a shopping center. The lady
said, "Hey! you! How are you? Now I'm married. Do you know
how much is my husband's salary? Rs. 2 lac per month! Can
you imagine? 'n he is also very smart."
The guy's eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words.
After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say
something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing
the guy.
"Sir! You here? Meet my wife." Then he said to her wife, "I'm
going to assist a project of sir, which is of Rs. 200 core. 'ndo u
know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn't get her. That's why still he
is unmarried. How much lucky the girl was. Isn't it? Now a days who
can love like that way?"
Moral: Life is not so short. So, don't be so proud of yourself and
damn others. .. Situations change with time. Everyone should respect others love. !!
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